[OOC] Arena Chat Thread

[Maquina]

...take note. Need to give Cee the ability to manifest dicks on the opponent to render them vulnerable to dick-punching...

[ImportantNobody]

...take note. Need to give Cee the ability to manifest dicks on the opponent to render them vulnerable to dick-punching...

@DLL

I'm pretty sure you're copying a hentai plot somewhere.

[Starfall]

You'd be surprised how much of @DLL's roleplaying sounds like something you'd find your teenage cousin masturbating to. Like how Cee can spawn multiple hands so she can handle more weapons.

[Starfall]

Heheh, I like to tease, but truth be told @DLL is one of the best character creators I know. The effort he puts into a single sheet is mind blowing. His ideas can be a bit out there, but what artist isn't subject to a bit of insanity from time to time, and despite having the occasional sassy moment he's also one of the nicer players in Neo Shin-Ra.

If we were dogs he'd be the fluffy loud one who just wants love and I'll cut you if you hurt his feelings.

[LeeRoy]

@Starfall It's a good thing I'm into a little bloodsport. Because I'm going to make him cry.

*Pinches DLL.*

[Maquina]

Hey now. You should at least buy a girl a drink before you get frisky. Else she might pinch back - and as Star mentioned, I got more pinchin' power than the average Giant Enemy Crab.

[LeeRoy]

@DLL Talk shit get hit. I challenge you to a duel!

[Starfall]

[ImportantNobody]

Hey now. You should at least buy a girl a drink before you get frisky. Else she might pinch back - and as Star mentioned, I got more pinchin' power than the average Giant Enemy Crab.

@DLL

I thought you were ambiguous of gender?

Regardless, I can attack your weak point for massive damage after using my real time weapon change. That is unless you pay me 599 US dollars.

[Maquina]

<Snipped quote by DLL>

I thought you were ambiguous of gender?

Regardless, I can attack your weak point for massive damage after using my real time weapon change. That is unless you pay me 599 US dollars.

@ImportantNobody

I am ambiguous of gender. I shall use whatever pronouns I feel like at the time. Tonight? Feeling pretty.

@LeeRoy: wut u got, boah? The sheet for Cee is, temporarily, found in this post: Cee's dossier. Feel like you can step up to the robroad? Because I'm warning you now - say "yes" and there will be an intro thread posted within the next 24 hours, and that's a generous estimate. I do not wait around and pretend to accept challenges; say the word and it will happen quickly. Starfall and Enki both will confirm.

Show me your moves, Jenkins.

[LeeRoy]

@DLL Literally everyone I have ever met and had a conversation with has made the Leeroy Jenkins joke. That or Bad Bad Leeroy Brown. I'm used to it now.

Anyway, I've got a couple robots who I haven't used in a fair stretch of time. Gimme a tick and I'll give you a talk.

[Starfall]

@DLL has this mysterious ability to never second guess anything he writes. At least not until right after he posts it. This has lead to come pretty hilarious bouts of instantaneous regret. But yes he posts fast.

[LeeRoy]

@Starfall Believe me, I can post fast when the feeling arises. I used to only roleplay on chatrooms, before I slowed down for forum posting. If DLL were to try and post quickly, I would post just as quick in turn. Maybe a roleplay will actually be finished without one of us bailing before we can grow bored.

[Starfall]

@LeeRoy I've played on chatrooms before so I know how it goes. In fact I still use them to kick start my motivation from time to time as they don't give my constant sense of existential dread the time it needs to set in. That said I do generally prefer forums for the greater effort you can put into posts, but motivation is a constant commodity. I have at least one thread on another site that's been going on for two years because of intermittent bouts of life and motivation. It's a great thread though and well worth the ridiculous wait.

@DLL Will complete a thread even if he doesn't want to. I know, we've been there a few times before.

[ImportantNobody]

@DLL Literally everyone I have ever met and had a conversation with has made the Leeroy Jenkins joke. That or Bad Bad Leeroy Brown. I'm used to it now.

@LeeRoy

I refrained from doing so. Are you proud of me?

[Maquina]

@LeeRoy: I'm not actually sure if that's a 'yes' or not. We going? Or is someone going to tell me what a 'tick' is?

[LeeRoy]

@ImportantNobody Yes. *Pats your head and gives you twopence.*

@DLL A second, dude. But it is a yes, just give me a second to read your character sheet. Those robot characters of mine are on totally different levels, and I need to know which one is fair.

[LeeRoy]

@DLL Reading this, I might be able to break out Virtuoso, The Machine God. Pre-ascension obviously. I'd have to write up that character sheet from the ground up. This looks to be fun~

[Starfall]

@LeeRoy

A robot god? Well looks like @DLL just hit the jackpot. That's one lucky duck.

[LeeRoy]

@Starfall Long story short, Virtuoso is the Apocalypse of my main continuity. He integrates every star into a massive network of Dyson Spheres. Using the energy gathered from those he's able to simply teleport them to the center of the universe in an unimaginably large superstructure. They're interconnected and attached to his central form. This central form then produces an uncountable number of collection machines formed out of compressed photonic constructs, also known as hard light. These collection machines sweep from the center of the universe outwards at FTL, using the Magnetic field of the universe itself to overcome the seemingly impossible.

Once they're sent outwards, they move from outside of the universe inwards in a massive spiral formation. Collecting every single atom of matter and shunting it inwards towards the center. Since normal matter can't travel faster than light, it converts to energy and eventually meets up in the center in a now billions of years old supermassive dish that is designed to collect all of the energy in the universe. It ascends to godhood by simply containing all of the energy in the universe. Its power is not infinite, but it sure seems like it.

Though that's long after the point of which DLL will be fighting him.