The Deathbattle Thread

[BitOHoney]

You answer who would win the Deathbattle above you, then say your own fight

Billy Mays vs Walter White

[Kronshi]

Billy Mays, totally

Waldo vs Odlaw

[Lucian]

That's tough, but Waldo seems to be the more experienced since he's been around longer.

Merlin Vs. Voldemort

[Mr_pink]

Voldemort, avada kedaver or whatever

Time Cop vs. Universal Soldier

[Lucian]

Time Cop, probably.

Robocop Vs. The Punisher?

[BrobyDDark]

Robocop.

Raptor Jesus vs Macho Man Randy Savage

[Lucian]

MMRS for sure.

Alfred Pennyworth Vs. Pennywise The Clown

[Cerberov]

Alfred Pennyworth, especially considering the ending of It

Gregor Clegane or the Harlem Globetrotters?

[Mr_pink]

Globetrotters would trample over that mountain

vs every filthy anime thing ever

[BitOHoney]

The pitcher

Han Solo vs Indiana jones

[Cerberov]

The guy with all of Indy's improvisational skills, a bulletproof vest and a laser.

Kirby vs. Galactus

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Kirby
Al Capone
vs
Justice Forever (Kick Ass 2)

[BitOHoney]

al capone

Bugs bunny vs michael jordan

[Dinh AaronMk]

Bugs Bunny.

Charles Barkley vs Shrek

[Z2010Deadmeat]

Shrek for the win!

Captain America vs Captain Planet?

[Cerberov]

I'm going to have to actually explain this one, because just saying someone would win is a bit boring.

Captain America is a peak-human supersoldier containing a shield forced from the tears of fangirls and Wolverine's solidified musk. Captain Planet is a godlike gestalt entity forged from the combined hopes and dreams of five teenagers and the divine might of the God of Nature herself, and though he refrains from lethal force and is weakened by coming into contact with hazardous substances (and AIDS, I guess), there's no illustrated upper limit to his power.

With his compunctions against lethal force gone, Captain Planet turns Captain America into America's best tree.

The Power Rangers versus the entire population of Canada.

[Lucian]

Megazords could be WMD's so Power Rangers, probably.

Achilles Vs. Theseus

[Z2010Deadmeat]

Achilles provided Orlando Bloom doesn't suddenly pop up and shoot him in the heel.

Triple Threat Match!

Jack Black vs. Betty White vs. Mr. Grey (fifty shades of grey because I can't remember his first name lol)

[Lucian]

Jack Black because he's so edgy.

Cinnamon (Apple Jacks Commercials) VS The Hamburger Helper Hand

[BrokenVeil]

Cinnamon for shizzle.
Dr.Seuss V.S. Edgar Allan Poe