I haven't seen HIMYM, but Viking yokel sounds about right. If you've ever seen Fargo, then you've got it.
If Jonas talks like this then I'm pretty sure he's not getting killed any time soon, just because it amuses me.
In Other News
I have the next section pretty much planned out. This stage of the RP is kind of exposition heavy, for both you guys, establishing characters to one another (and me), and for me, establishing the plot and settings. It's no great spoiler to say that after the airfield, you're going to be heading to the Manor itself. There will be an opportunity to talk to one another on the way in a nice swanky car, or, if you want to skip that part, I can skip straight to the next part, but it's something you guys need to decide.
Advantages of chatting in the car: chances for earlier character exposition, not having a whacking great slab of exposition from me to deal with in one go if we skip it
Advantages of not chatting in the car: the aforementioned unguided group conversation of doom, this is an RP about me killing you mystery and suspense, not chatting in a car, there's actually about as much to do in the car as there is now, getting to meet the Wolfs earlier
I've already written the next section, so I don't mind anyway. I really enjoyed writing for the Wolfs.