The Daily Proverb

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Don't make excuses to evil people.
You cannot plant a rose in an asshole and call it a vase.
~

[Larfleeze]

Well, I can, it's just not socially acceptable.

[The Nexerus]

That proverb is dumb and so are you.

[Vilageidiotx]

Clearly John Wayne never got into the good porn.

[KnightShade]

Clearly John Wayne never got into the good porn.

@Vilageidiotx

Get off your horse and drink your milk. Whole new meanings.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

That proverb is dumb and so are you.

@The Nexerus

[The Undertaker]

Discretion is the greater part of Valor

Undertaker - 1

[mdk]

Turn down the music after 10PM. Some of us have to drink in the morning.

-Jesus of Nazareth

[Hank]

3, 6, 9 Damn she fine
Let me see ya sock it to me one mo' time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches crawl
To all skeet skeet motherfucker,
All skeet skeet God damn
To all skeet skeet motherfucker,
All skeet skeet God damn

- Abraham Lincoln

[BrobyDDark]

All the ducks are swimming in the water. Falder, alder, alder. Falder alder alder
-Justinian the Great

[Keyguyperson]

"He who controls the spice controls the universe."
-Winston Churchill

[Gwazi Magnum]

Goats are like mushrooms

If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

[mdk]

"Do not disturb my circles."

-Dying words of Archimedes (this one is real, google it)