Got asked on a date at work today.

[Hank]

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You must be from Wyoming?

@Dead Girl

I'm not even American.

[aza]

I agree

Wyoming should just be sold to Canada or smthn

[Awson]

@Azarthes

And California should be snapped off and set adrift.

[aza]

All aboard the yolo boat

[Dinh AaronMk]

@Azarthes

And California should be snapped off and set adrift.

@Awson

No that's Florida.

[Vilageidiotx]

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No that's Florida.

@Dinh AaronMk

I thought it was Texas?

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

I thought it was Texas?

@Vilageidiotx

When people start yelling, "GET BEHIND ME SATAN" on airplanes and others start trying to devour joggers in broad daylight I'll reconsider.

[TheMusketMan]

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When people start yelling, "GET BEHIND ME SATAN" on airplanes and others start trying to devour joggers in broad daylight I'll reconsider.

@Dinh AaronMk

That was the name of a White Stripes Album....although the White Stripes are from Michigan.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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That was the name of a White Stripes Album....although the White Stripes are from Michigan.

@TheMusketMan

It's also what a Floridian man was reputed to have shouted while on a plane ride out of Florida.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/04/23/man-detained-trying-open-planes-door/

I don't know what I remember this thing from five years ago.

[mdk]

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<Snipped quote by mdk>

Don't do it! He has fungus!

@Vilageidiotx

hey, I'm a fun guy. I play sporets.

[Vilageidiotx]

Just looking for a woman who shares your morels.

[mdk]

so I can put on a cap and stalk her

[Gwazi Magnum]

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Jesus only just pretend died, in 7 months you can make Jesus' fake birthday jokes.

@KnightShade

Except July is coming up.
And as all Malls will tell you, we must prepare for it several months in advance. :3