Got rejected for a date at work today

[gorgenmast]

1. I'm extremely lonely, unstable, and desperate
2. I have a lot of sick tattoos that she didn't notice

Had I taken my medication today I might have restrained my urges... But after a quick stalking session in real life, that quickly turned around.

Hello, garage door code.
Hello, unlocked kitchen window.
Hello, weak man I can overpower and dispose of before she gets home.

[aza]

The thing that really sells this one to me is that Taaj and your avatar are so similar.

It's like you're the same person?????

l0ll0l0l0l0l0

[idlehands]

You went to the edge and just took a running jump didn't you.

[NotAMouse]

I see I really riled your undies.

[Smink]

WIN.

1:0

[Dead Girl]

Ever thought of flirting with a Waffle House waitress from 1am to 3am? Make sure you check her teeth!

[Vilageidiotx]

Ever thought of flirting with a Waffle House waitress from 1am to 3am? Make sure you check her teeth!

@Dead Girl

"I count twenty two. Not too bad... Right then, got teeth anywhere else that I should know about?"

[Gwazi Magnum]

There far more fish in the sea.

Much bigger and riper fish.

[Dinh AaronMk]

There far more fish in the sea.

Much bigger and riper fish.

@Gwazi Magnum

Like a good blue fin tuna.

Or Japanese "Tuna".

Also known as dolphin.

[Gwazi Magnum]

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Like a good blue fin tuna.

Or Japanese "Tuna".

Also known as dolphin.

@Dinh AaronMk

Dolphin is an excellent choice. :)