New rule

[Hank]

Anyone with a Bio is a pathetic loser who can't keep their fucking sobstory of a life to themselves. Just make a Facebook profile. Goddamn.

[Keyguyperson]

I feel like I've seen this before...

[Gwazi Magnum]

Hanks just jelious that we have awesome lives to show off. :P

[Hank]

Hanks just jelious that we have awesome lives to show off. :P

@Gwazi Magnum

You've photoshopped yourself and Whoopi Goldberg into a painting of Jesus Christ on the cross.

_{ps. 'jelious' isn't a word}

[Awson]

The trick is to, eh....

Y'know.

Heh.

Not have

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Either.

[Gwazi Magnum]

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You've photoshopped yourself and Whoopi Goldberg into a painting of Jesus Christ on the cross.

@Hank

That is correct my child.
How may I save you today? :)

[aza]

I have the decency to complain in song, at least.
Gotta count for smthn

[Antarctic Termite]

Fuck this rule. There is no corner of the internet that I refuse to fill with low quality content. There's a pun to be made here with the alternate meaning of 'refuse', but I ain't gonna make it.

[Dinh AaronMk]

HANK
HANK
THAT GOD DAMN MAIL ANON IS BACK

[Smiral]

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You've photoshopped yourself and Whoopi Goldberg into a painting of Jesus Christ on the cross.

_{ps. 'jelious' isn't a word}

@Hank

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[Dead Girl]

Someone is not a happy camper on top of the page. Anyone got Valium for our unhappy Hank? The name Hank, now I understand his depressing life.

[Vilageidiotx]

Bio's are the first step to a healthy political career.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Bio's are the first step to a healthy political career.

@Vilageidiotx

Just ask Hillary.

Remember kids, vote left by swiping right. The GOP will never win going up against this philosophy!

[Halo]

Don't listen to him guys, he's just trying to hide his Wyomingness

[Leysos]

I have the decency to complain in song, at least.
Gotta count for smthn

@Azarthes

A lot of people would say that's even worse

#butthatsnoneofmybusiness

[NotAMouse]

Don't listen to him guys, he's just trying to hide his Wyomingness

@Halo

This might be my favorite thing that has ever been associated with Hank.

Aside from that one bikini picture.

Quick, someone bring it back.

[stark]

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This might be my favorite thing that has ever been associated with Hank.

Aside from that one bikini picture.

@Taaj

[The Nexerus]

Hanks just jelious that we have awesome lives to show off. :P

@Gwazi Magnum

You're a shitty human being, and the world would be significantly better off if you didn't exist. I mean, "jelious"? Really?

[Vilageidiotx]

Hank was elevated to Popehood, and chose the Pope name "Jelious That". The sentence should have read "Hank's just Jelious That, we have awesome lives to show off. :p"

[Dinh AaronMk]

Hank was elevated to Popehood, and chose the Pope name "Jelious That". The sentence should have read "Hank's just Jelious That, we have awesome lives to show off. :p"

@Vilageidiotx

Jelious That sounds like the sort of name a Pope would assume if he's Thai. Like Phat Dhong or Phung Phuk.