Do Canadian homes have smoke alarms?

[Antarctic Termite]

Or do house fires just never happen because it's too cold and windy and everything's covered in snow?

[Vilageidiotx]

They do, but they call them "Smook Alarms"

[Hank]

Or do house fires just never happen because it's too cold and windy and everything's covered in snow?

@Antarctic Termite

I hope you're aware that it's not windy and snowy inside their homes.

[Antarctic Termite]

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I hope you're aware that it's not windy and snowy inside their homes.

@Hank

Who cares about inside fires, small children and furniture are replaceable.

One for considerably more money than the other.

[Keyguyperson]

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I hope you're aware that it's not windy and snowy inside their homes.

@Hank

What?

Oh my God.

This changes everything.

[Dead Girl]

Or do house fires just never happen because it's too cold and windy and everything's covered in snow?

@Antarctic Termite

Hold on, Canada is not that bad. Most people from Canada are less then 100 miles from the American border. In fact, in some parts of Canada we are east and west of the 48 states. There is parts of Canada that is covered in snow year around, but with global warming, we are starting to be like America was 20 years ago.

[mdk]

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I hope you're aware that it's not windy and snowy inside their homes.

@Hank

unless your sister is in there.

Get it?

.....does Hank have a sister?

[Hank]

....does Hank have a sister?

@mdk

No.

[Awson]

Not anymore.

[BrobyDDark]

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I hope you're aware that it's not windy and snowy inside their homes.

@Hank

Canadians live in homes? I thought they lived in caves because of their bear heritage.

[The Nexerus]

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Hold on, Canada is not that bad. Most people from Canada are less then 100 miles from the American border. In fact, in some parts of Canada we are east and west of the 48 states. There is parts of Canada that is covered in snow year around, but with global warming, we are starting to be like America was 20 years ago.

@Dead Girl

The steam evaporating off of nuclear silos is going to bring back the Grunge era. The end is nigh.

[Hank]

Not anymore.

@Awson

[Gwazi Magnum]

Judging by how it goes off when I try to make dinner at 3 in the morning?
Yes, yes we do have them. >.<