My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

[mdk]

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[Awson]

Don't even try to tell me it's because of your Space-God.

You still serve the other types of sinners, don't you?

Own up to your Space-Homophobia, you coward.

EDIT: Gray.

[aza]

If it's gray

Would that mean you have Chromophobia?

[mdk]

Don't even try to tell me it's because of your Space-God.

You still serve the other types of sinners, don't you?

Own up to your Space-Homophobia, you coward.

EDIT: Gray.

@Awson

pigmentation is a choice.

[Awson]

If it's gray

Would that mean you have Chromophobia?

@Azarthes

If it was about sort of rhyming a little, then sure.

But if chroma means color, then it wouldn't be the thing he is afraid of. As the grayness-- it is not a color.

[mdk]

<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

If it was about sort of rhyming a little, then sure.

But if chroma means color, then it wouldn't be the thing he is afraid of. As the grayness-- it is not a color.

@Awson

I'm not "AFRAID" of gray people. I just don't like probing. Look, what two consenting sentient beings do behind closed airlocks is their own business, but I'm free to make my own choices too.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

[aza]

<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

If it was about sort of rhyming a little, then sure.

But if chroma means color, then it wouldn't be the thing he is afraid of. As the grayness-- it is not a color.

@Awson

Chromakeying means to gray things out, doesn't it?

[Frizan]

Most people against gray marriage are probably closet-grays themselves.

[mdk]

Pods? Are you calling me a pod person?

[Vilageidiotx]

What happens if two gray people decide to not call themselves "Married", but instead use another term? Call them "Partners", or "Mutual Orifice Probing Technicians."

[mdk]

The problem is that this whole gray pride movement isn't just going to be satisfied with 'probing technicians.' If they could keep it to their spaceships that'd be enough, but nooooooo, they have to come down here. Before you know it they're going to sue churches for not letting them probe right there on the altar, and they're gonna win, too, because religion in this country is being martianalized by activist judges.

[Vilageidiotx]

I miss the days when marriage was strictly between a man and his green Orion slave girl.

[mdk]

I miss the days when marriage was strictly between a man and his green Orion slave girl.

@Vilageidiotx

If half of them met the right slave girl in high-earth-orbital school, they wouldn't even be gray.

[Frizan]

I've heard it said that if we allow grays to marry, people will eventually be allowed to marry their Omicron Persei-8 hunting hound, then their ships, and then even their nerfs. Hogwash, I say.

[mdk]

Twenty years ago you would've thought it's ridiculous that Engi battle cruisers could welcome Zoltan crew. The federation is changing. And yeah, some of that's good, I mean the mark-II crystal burst laser is a formidable weapon, but what's next? Where do we draw the line?

[Vilageidiotx]

It's dangerous to society. When Grays can get married willy nilly, no less then the traditional Nuclear-Powered Clone-Group Family Unit will collapse!

[mdk]

It's dangerous to society. When Grays can get married willy nilly, no less then the traditional Nuclear-Powered Clone-Group Family Unit will collapse!

@Vilageidiotx

THANK YOU!!

It's dangerous, it's shameful, and I don't want my broodlings exposed to it.

[Frizan]

But grays aren't trying to destroy the nuclear-powered clone-group family unit, they're trying to assimilate into it!

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

[mdk]

But grays aren't trying to destroy the nuclear-powered clone-group family unit, they're trying to assimilate into it!

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

@Frizan

Typical. Whenever someone stands up to the gray rights lobby, you point the tentacle at us. This is what we're up against.