The Bear Necessities would like your face to become acquainted with the ground. The Bernstein Bears say hi. I hear someone's been taking Pickinet Baskets! Gummy Bears bouncing here and there and in your FACE!!!
Nic Cage is actually a brilliant actor. He just hasn't shown it as much in recent years because he spends his fortune frivolously and is then forced to pick up terrible roles to pay for his toys.