Oh God

[notdeadyet]

Lets just make a super stereo typical low skill rp, with a plot that makes no sense. We just need a hero, a damsel in distress, a villian who is evil for no real reason, and a ton of people popping in randomly, changin the plot, and making everyone else regret everything.

Matter of fact, lets make an rp so bad that we regret everything. The kind of rp so bad that you go home thinkin less of yourself for even glancing at this post about it, and only od can save you if you actually posted. I mwan so bad that you probably will contemplate scuicide when were done... No... Worse, somehow.

Any interest or any idea of how to make this that gut wrenchingly bad?

[KaiserAuto]

I can be a terrible villain.

[Keyguyperson]

It's free, so I'll have time to be a Mary Sue.

[RomanAria]

Oh dear god. I'm interested.

[karamonnom]

I'm interested as well xD Can I be the deus ex machina witch that randomly shows up and fixes the unfixable situations :D

[tubba]

I'm in always wanted to kill a hero

[Unfortunately]

and make it weeaboo teen highschool themed with tsundere kawaii desu ne sugoi neko idol doki doki kokoro maids and wimpy dense men who can't get in the fucking robot and also a pokemon x naruto x fair tail x bleach crossover

with character interaction that is

"basically just people wandering aimlessly and making awkward small talk into perpetuity, like the victims of some particularly soul-crushing corner of hell where torture is a meaningless, eventless existence"
-@Vilageidiotx, est. jun 11, 2013, minecraft forums

[RomanAria]

Errrrm. @Unfortunately Whaaaaaaaaat?!
XD

[ayzrules]

i call the blatantly overpowered obnoxious godmod :D

[KaiserAuto]

i call the blatantly overpowered obnoxious godmod :D

@ayzrules

No, that's my role as the one and only TRUE villain.

*cliche evil laughter*

[notdeadyet]

<Snipped quote by ayzrules>

No, that's my role as the one and only TRUE villain.

*cliche evil laughter*

@KaiserAuto

Well, this is a bad rp, why cant he be a terribly overpowered godmoder as well, so long as his interest dont conflict too much with yours?

So the gener gest of what Im getting, as the only reasonable setting where this all could explainably occur: Bar Rp... ??? Anybody else picking that up or just me? Im glad to make a bar Rp, but lord forgive us should we actually use it after plot purposes have inevitably expired.

[KaiserAuto]

I think that all horrible horribility happens in the horrible confines of a Japanese high school.

[RomanAria]

Also, since we're calling characters. I call the tiny waif girl who's like a supergenius and way OP. Mary Sue incarnate!

[KaiserAuto]

Sue twins confirmed

[notdeadyet]

Sue twins confirmed

@KaiserAuto

Confirmative!

Id say we can get more chaos and will be more ashamed of outselves for not assigning roles, simply having an open sign up and just letting people's actions determine their roles.

Btw- Are we keeping things realistic? I think not. How else can our heroe be a shape shifting vampiric god of faries? XD

[KaiserAuto]

<Snipped quote by KaiserAuto>

Confirmative!

Id say we can get more chaos and will be more ashamed of outselves for not assigning roles, simply having an open sign up and just letting people's actions determine their roles.

Btw- Are we keeping things realistic? I think not. How else can our heroe be a shape shifting vampiric god of faries? XD

@notdeadyet

My character will be the worst villain you'll ever meet, trust me on this! I'll pride myself on his shittery level of evil and perform suddoku when the RP is done because I've accomplished everything needed in life.

[RomanAria]

No realism. Duuuuh!
how else would my character have a double PhD and an MD at fourteen years of age?
XD
But seriously, I vote "NO!" on the realism check.

[KaiserAuto]

@RomanAria

I second that opinion that was stroken over.

[RomanAria]

@KaiserAuto It's mostly a project for myself. Steal as many mary-sue traits as I can and plaster them on one character. Why? 4dlulz.
Seriously though I expect a Mary Sue Litmus Test score of over 50 for all of our characters.
The Mary Sue Test in Question

[KaiserAuto]

I will be the very best, like no one ever was!