I'd like to get caught up

[KeysOfKayes]

Read through some threads, see what the current social landscape is like in here at the moment... but damn if I'm too lazy to read through these 80+ post threads. Why can't you guys have a surplus of 1-2 page threads I can skim through. I mean really, what's wrong with you?

[Doivid]

There's nothing to report.

[Sana]

Mlp fleshlights and Sana's boob obsession

[KeysOfKayes]

There's nothing to report.

@Doivid

Exciting.

Mlp fleshlights and Sana's boob obsession

@Sana

Sana's obsession with the third-person self-references?

[BrobyDDark]

Everyone in mdk's shitpost thread is officially dead until they say otherwise.

I am not dead.

[KeysOfKayes]

Everyone in mdk's shitpost thread is officially dead until they say otherwise.

I am not dead.

@BrobyDDark

I was going to ask which of his shitpost threads but he only has the one thread in the first couple of pages so fuck that joke I guess.

[Sana]

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Sana's obsession with the third-person self-references?

@KeysOfKayes

Did I fucking mention that, though

[Vilageidiotx]

Everyone who isn't dead wishes that they were.

[KeysOfKayes]

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Did I fucking mention that, though

@Sana

If we pretend briefly that we're the same person, then yes.

[Sana]

@KeysOfKayes

Wow, hi me

Wanna vigorously bang

I mean, it's just masturbating, right?

[KeysOfKayes]

@KeysOfKayes

Wow, hi me

Wanna vigorously bang

I mean, it's just masturbating, right?

@Sana

I said briefly. I don't want what lackluster attempt at pleasure you can conjure in a short time frame <3

But yes, it would basically be masturbating. God's chosen profession.

[Sana]

@KeysOfKayes

You're not me you impostor

[Bartimaeus]

Then who is he? But before answering that, who... are you? :)

[KeysOfKayes]

Then who is he? But before answering that, who... are you? :)

@Bartimaeus

Keys of Kayes.

[Bartimaeus]

But i thought it was @KeysOfKayes, not Key of Kayes?

[KeysOfKayes]

But i thought it was @KeysOfKayes, not Key of Kayes?

@Bartimaeus

Pedantry, much like flattery, will get you nowhere.

[Bartimaeus]

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Pedantry, much like flattery, will get you nowhere.

@KeysOfKayes

But minor details are what make you and me.

[KeysOfKayes]

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But minor details are what make you and me.

@Bartimaeus

Except I'm not a minor. Check and mate.

[Bartimaeus]

I think you may have misread fellow. You may not be a minor, but genes are minor. And without those everyone is just the same lump of meat. :P

[aza]

wow look at this banter