[IC] All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

[RandomPerson101]

Alex fake-coughed. "So, Eve.. Have you told Jack how you met... Maxwell?.."
"Oh, uh, no..."

[Undeadwolf]

Maxwell shot a confused look. "You didn't tell me you were dating..."

[RandomPerson101]

Alex sighed angrily. "No, they're not," he spoke through clenched teeth.

[Undeadwolf]

"Good. I still like you, Evelyn. And... Did we ever break up?" Max smirked.
Jack was over at the edge of the couch, watching JennaMarbles on his phone with earbuds in.

[RandomPerson101]

Evelyn tilted her head. "Hm? Whatever are you talking about?.."

(Pullin the clueless card... I see how it iiiiiis!..)

[Undeadwolf]

"As far as I recall, we are still together, are we not?" He tilted his head as well, his mouth in a small o-shape, and his face looking worried. "I don't want to leave you again..."

[RandomPerson101]

"Since when were we... 'together?!'" Evelyn asked, her words rough but her voice soft.

[Undeadwolf]

"Of course you don't remember. Apparently, I'm not that important to you. It hurts, honestly... Anyway... Since I asked you to be with me the time I saw you before last time. The one when I was about to leave to go to my business trip?" He had a small smile, and a hopeful look on his face. Tell me she remembers... Please...

[RandomPerson101]

Evelyn nodded. ""I remember what you said, but what did I say?.."

[Undeadwolf]

In a small and soft voice, he responded, "You said... 'Yes'"

[RandomPerson101]

"Bitch, Evelyn said NO!" Alex hissed, letting out his anger. "You are acting like fucking dick lying to Evelyn, saying she said 'yes'!
"Evelyn wouldn't let you in her pants for ten fucking million dollars!"

[Undeadwolf]

He jumped, falling to the floor. "I-I..."
Jack pulled out his earbuds, after jumping from hearing the yelling. He shuddered.
Max backed into the wall, terrified. He then thought of something. He grinned. "She already did~!"

[RandomPerson101]

Alex's eyes widened in anger in shock. He pinned the albino to the wall. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

[Undeadwolf]

"I said, 'She already did'."
"Uhm, guys?"
"I'm not afraid of you. Insults do you no good, man."
"Guys...?"

[RandomPerson101]

Alex's eyes twitched, and his face looked like he wanted to kill.
"G-guys!" Evelyn squeezed her way in between the two. "S-stop!"

[Undeadwolf]

Jack whimpered, for he was trying to do the same exact thing. He groaned. "I give up."

[RandomPerson101]

(Lol :P)

Evelyn glared at Maxwell. "Max? When did I lay you down?"

[Undeadwolf]

"The party, by any chance?" He smirked in her direction, struggling to breathe under the other figure's strength.

[RandomPerson101]

"Alex, down." Evelyn demanded, which he grumpily did. Evelyn turned to Max and whispered in his ear, "Did we, um, use, uh... protection?.."

[Undeadwolf]

"Don't remember. It was a long time ago, anyway." He shrugged.
Jackknife was sitting there. Just. Siting. Stay... Calm...