@21308 More like zones for idiots to gather.
I present to you, ' I swear these aren't even hypothetical they're actually things people have said or done in my class'.
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"Madame, do chickens reproduce asexually?"
"No, no they-"
"THEN THAT MEANS WE EAT CHICKEN BABIES!?"
"I'm going to google it. See if it's real."
"What's real?"
"Chicken sex.'
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"If you could only bring five things with you to a deserted island, what would you bring?"
"Shampoo-"
"Shampoo?"
"Yes, Shampoo. To protect me from Ebola."
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"Hmmmm, in class essay, huh? Cellphones in the front? Hah! I'll just keep mines in plain sight and copy this essay online word for word! Not like the teacher will notice or anything!"
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"I'm sure I can sneak marijuana into the classroom. No one will see it. Especially not the teacher, who sits in front of me. "
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