@Akayaofthemoon I'm sure she'd appreciate hearing that lol. My sister really is pretty awesome, in addition to being a Star Wars nerd she's one of those horse obsessed girls who has pictures of horses and poems about them plastered all over her room, and every year she draws me a picture of a spider for my birthday because she knows I like them. Also when one of her teachers at school gave her class an assignment about designing an amusement park, her first idea was to plan a way to build one over Times Square.
@HaltingBlooper I don't think there's another word for it other than permanently comatose. And wow that's a terribly cool but expensive idea for a funeral.