[IC] Sburb: point of no return v0.01 (Homestuck RP)

[ManiacMaestro]

Ok now Let's continue, When you guys come back , at least

[SiliconColt]

Let's go: I am going to start the narrative with Leon Neptune (@SiliconColt)
LEON NEPTUNE: WAKE UP
you arise from your slumber in your bedroom, It is early in the morning (7:30 AM) morning What do you do next.

@ManiacMaestro

(I'll be rping in the third person, just a heads up, MM.)

Leon layers of blankets formed a thick shell over his body. While light was hard pressed to peel through all those layers, sound seemed to pierce them. It was the sound of an alarm clock going off, the screeching of the beeps was like the screams of a rooster, each wave drilling a hole into his skull.

Reaching out an arm from his bedding he swatted at the alarm, missing a couple times until he finally caught it then pulled it out of the wall. To tired to actually deal with getting up, he tried to remember what was happening. Getting images of monsters and lots of clicking, he had just been awake no less than 4 hours ago at 3:30 am, playing a M.O.B.A.

Why he'd set his alarm clock was beyond him, perhaps he was supposed to do something important? But what was that? It seemed too late to back out now. The damage of the alarm was done and he was awake it seemed.

Getting out of his fortress of fleece he manged to stand up right. Taking a peek around he noted all the things in his room, among the most important was his desktop computer sitting on a desk at the food of his bed, back against the wall. The door was right beside that leading to the hall where there was access to a kitchen and bathroom. Looking on his floor he remembered that laundry had to be done sometime this week. The pile was amassing since before last Tuesday and the smell of pre-teen was all too much of a discomfort to those who weren't living in the filth.

Ignoring the dirty clothing, he settled on a dark blue shirt with an orange tiger head on it. This was one of his favorites and the one he (arguably) kept clean.

Now that his upper body was covered it was down to the bottom, literally.

Digging through his drawer for shorts he discovered that he was out, fresh out, ok not so freshly out... he re-wore his shorts constantly but he didn't have the time to find another pair. Nature's call was yodeling from the depths of his bladder and the mountains of his colon.

Quickly puling out black dress pants, he pulled them on just to kept descent while flying through the hallway into the bathroom.

While in there he managed to remember some proper hygiene. Brushing his hair and coming his teeth..... UH TEETHING HIS BRUSH AND HAIRING... NO uh... it's too early for this hygiene stuff. Toothpaste OP.

Leon squabbled around the bathroom until he felt it, the pulse of his gamer heart beating again. He returned to his room, logging into his computer.

[ManiacMaestro]

LN:Get message
An alert popped up on your screen,Saying that familiar "You got mail!" Do you
Check it out
OR...
Ignore and view later

[SiliconColt]

I Clicking on the pop up, Leon wondered what it could be. Worrying about a virus he was resdy to go to war with his computer.

[Knight of Doom]

Eris Layson : Wake up slightly later than Leon.
You wonder what you should do Today. It is Now (8:01)
What do you do?

@ManiacMaestro

Eris felt herself rise to consciousness. It was severely dark, but she preferred it that way. She had thick curtains that were almost always closed. Eris stretched, trying to get a sense of what was around her. Her blankets were completely messed up, barely even covering herself. The ten tons of pillows she kept on her bed covered her left arm and part of her left leg. Yawning, Eris attempted to get up, however, something pulled on her throat. She stopped to touch the cord at her neck. It was the headphones she had in last night. Eris sighed and then pulled the earbuds from her ears. She threw them on top of her MP3 player.

When Eris finally swung her feet to the ground, she check the clock across the room on top of her drawer. She groaned. It was WAY too early for her to be awake right now, but for some reason her internal clock thought she needed to be up early. There was no going back now. Eris rubbed the sleep from her eyes and headed into the bathroom, making sure no one saw her in this horrendous state. Heaven forbid that her older sister would catch her. Eris would never hear the end of it.

Checking the mirror, Eris confirmed her disheveled state. She quickly brushed her hair and put it back into a high ponytail, then came the normal hygiene stuff. Brushing teeth, washing face, that stuff. Eris reentered her room and decided that she needed to actually DO something today instead of playing around on the internet. So she reluctantly changed out of her comfy pajamas. Eris threw on her normal outfit, a white tanktop, black jeans, grey cardigan, and 3 tiered necklace. However, before a little exercise, Eris needed to check a couple things, so she booted up her laptop.

[BrokenVeil]

ΛZ:Wake up.
==>
Aketa groggily awakens within her recupracoon to the tapping of her lusus, a large ant-like creature. She was never an early riser, but It has always woke her up at the same time without fail. She slowly pulls herself out, squinting her eyes to somewhat shield herself from the bright morning light entering her room.

"MЦƧƬ YӨЦ ΛᄂЩΛYƧ ЩΛKΣ MΣ ΛƬ ƬΉIƧ ƬIMΣ? I ӨПᄂY ЩΛПƬ ӨПΣ DΛY ЩΉΣЯΣ YӨЦ'ЯΣ ПӨƬ IПᄃΣƧƧΛПƬᄂY BӨƬΉΣЯIПG MΣ.", she says, aware that the chitinous beast could not respond.

The lusus at least had the decency to stop clacking together its massive jaws and leave her already packed room, barely squeezing through the doorway and only knocking over one pile of COMPLETELY USELESS GARBAGE in the process.

Aketa decided to not make waste of the day and immediately made her way to the SNOOP-TOP-TABLE, a horrible machine made of a mixture of a table, a husktop and the strange face of an unknown form of creature sporting a doo-rag and a smoke billowing vase in its maw. She honestly doesn't remember where she found the foul thing, just that it was a pain in the ass to drag inside and get it in working order.

She boots up the computing device and opens Trollian.

[ManiacMaestro]

AZ:Troll Eris
( what are your handles, AZ and Eris?)
Eris:Receive Messages
You have 2 messages: one on Pesterchum, The other is an Email. What do you do?

[ManiacMaestro]

LN:Receive message.
The Email says the Following:
Congratulations!, You have Received a free beta key to SBURB: Point of no return. SBURB: Point of No return is a Remake of the original 2009 Cult-not-really-a-Classic Game, SBURB{In this timeline,SBURB does not end the world,at least, not until the future of this story. HUEHUEHUEHUE. ;) }. Thanks to those who backed the game, we could not have done it without you!

Regardless of whether you helped us or not, we have Chosen you As you out of a pool of people who seem to be invested in Gaming , lucky you! YOUR CODE IS:

Code

a59gdtu0492bc7314 {THIS DOESN't DO ANYTHING OBVIOUSLY}

Ways to redeem code:
1:go to the official Sburb website, enter the code on the Enter Code bar. make an account
and download the early-access File(we will make updates constantly and even after release.) open file, Hit start.
2:Go to Steam, Go to the Redeem The code as if it was a CD key code,
go to the newly Downloaded early-access version under games, Hit play, Make your account.
Hit the go Button.
Either way you have Three options of playing
Independent sessions: to play with select people, use a Client( joining a session) and server (running a session) connection.
Or, you can play a global session on our servers with people around the world.
(Once you enter the in game world of course. you have a Personal hub seprate from Skaia.

No matter how you play it,we hope you enjoy our game,Thank you
~SBURB Dev team.

[SiliconColt]

He screeched from his lungs outward like a fangirl. Breakfast could wait, it was beta access game time. Eyes glued to the screen he nearly memorized the beta key upon reading it. If anything could be his talent it was the unnatural memory for beta keys.

Pulling up the site then steam and making accounts while applying the code Leon awaited eagerly for it all to happen. Then he winced while his stomach consumed it self. Letting his computer sit he traveled to the kitchen cause he didn't have a mini fridge yet.

Pulling out a Kickstarter drink and some god damn delicious fruitloops he poured himself a bowl then by accident pour in the kickstarter. Not even realizing what he was doing due to excitement, he returned to his room with the bowl and a spoon in hand. On the first scoop he wondered by his breakfast was tasting weird. Looking down he realized what happened.

Shrugging to the taste he set the spoon down then drank from the bowl.

[Knight of Doom]

Eris:Receive Messages

Eris clicked on the email. It made more sense to quickly check that before spending who knows how long talking to some sap who had the misfortune of finding her on Pesterchum. Usually, if Eris didn't know them, the person on the other end would get seriously trolled. However, if it were someone she knew, then usually they'd get bombarded was sass and sarcasm.

[ManiacMaestro]

Eris: Receive beta key
You Also Received a key Blah Blah same stuff... (despite the fact That you're a more casual gamer, you won't let an opportunity like this pass you by, considering it is a new game.)
as You wait for the file to download you suddenly have the urge to go to sleep again. (Prospit ORDerse Dreamer.)

[BrokenVeil]

ΛZ:Troll Eris

-- compendiousKey [CK] began trolling calamitousMelisma [CM] at 23:45 --
[11:47] CK: I ƧΣΣ ƬΉΛƬ YӨЦ ΛЯΣ ΛЩΛKΣ ΛƧ ЩΣᄂᄂ... ЩΉΛƬ Λ ᄃӨПVΣПIΣПƬ ƬIMΣ ƬӨ ΣПЯΛGΣ YӨЦ ӨПᄃΣ ΛGΛIП...

[ManiacMaestro]

A few moments before cK trolled Eris...

{Eris}

Oh Wow, you are on Derse again. You are located in one of the towers on this otherworldly purple moon.You look out at the sky to see the ordinary, Blackness and monsters as well as the other Planets. But then a noise catches your attention, and you look to the streets below.you see the Dersites gathered in a massive Celebration! You are not entirely sure why , but unexpectedly, you return to your Consciousness on Earth. What the heck was that about? But where were you?, oh yeah , someone is trolling you and the beta key should be finally loaded

[Knight of Doom]

Eris: Be trolled

Eris woke up, and sat up. Her head had been resting on the desk, which probably left marks. Oh well. Eris quickly noted that the game had downloaded, hopefully she'd be able to make it work. Then she clicked onto Pesterchum.

-- compendiousKey [CK] began trolling calamitousMelisma [CM] at 23:45 -- [11:47]
CK: I ƧΣΣ ƬΉΛƬ YӨЦ ΛЯΣ ΛЩΛKΣ ΛƧ ЩΣᄂᄂ... ЩΉΛƬ Λ ᄃӨПVΣПIΣПƬ ƬIMΣ ƬӨ ΣПЯΛGΣ YӨЦ ӨПᄃΣ ΛGΛIП...
CM: Enrage me? I was pretty chill the last time we talked.
CM: I usually am.

[ManiacMaestro]

{Eris}
You should Tell Leon about how you got SBURB Early-access.
Aketa: Get RekT
another day, another burn, the trolling business is not an easy one.
You Might as well do something While waiting to see if the human female replies or not
What do you do?

[BrokenVeil]

ΛZ:Read newest issue of Game Grub. Scoff at its incompetence.
Also respond:
-- compendiousKey [CK] began trolling calamitousMelisma [CM] at 23:45 -- [11:47]
CK: I ƧΣΣ ƬΉΛƬ YӨЦ ΛЯΣ ΛЩΛKΣ ΛƧ ЩΣᄂᄂ... ЩΉΛƬ Λ ᄃӨПVΣПIΣПƬ ƬIMΣ ƬӨ ΣПЯΛGΣ YӨЦ ӨПᄃΣ ΛGΛIП...
CM: Enrage me? I was pretty chill the last time we talked.
CM: I usually am.
CK: I ЩӨЦᄂDП'Ƭ ЩΛПƬ ƬӨ ƧPӨIᄂ MЦᄃΉ, BЦƬ ƧIПᄃΣ YӨЦ ΉЦMΛПƧ ᄂΛᄃK ƬΉΣ ƬΣᄃΉПӨᄂӨGIᄃΛᄂ PЯӨЩΣƧƧ ЦƧ ƬЯӨᄂᄂƧ DӨ, I ƧЦPPӨƧΣ I ᄃΛП ЯΣVΣΛᄂ ƧӨMΣƬΉIПG ƬӨ YӨЦ, ЩΉIᄃΉ MΛY ӨЯ MΛY ПӨƬ ΉΣᄂP YӨЦЯ MΣПƬΛᄂ FᄂӨЦПDΣЯIПG.

[ManiacMaestro]

AK: Give info

[Knight of Doom]

Eris: Inform Leon of your new game.

Eris pulled up another chat window in tell her acquaintance, Leon, of the new game she installed. Mostly to brag. He was a huge gaming dork, and the probability of having this game was slim to none. So he might be a little upset about the news.

--calamitousMelisma [CM] began pestering gamerCat [GC] at 08:37 --
CM: Yo, guess what?
CM: (You're gonna hate me)

[Nerevarine]

Maluuk: It is time for you to join us

You close your computer, the SpookyTop, and look around curiously at the sudden sound that emanates in the air of your hive. Nothing...no one...it must just be your mind playing tricks on you again. Ah well, voices in your head can't hurt you...at least you don't think they can.

You have a sudden urge to introduce yourself, however, almost as if that voice is a person, or even a group of people, who should be at least aware of you and what it is that you do on this desolate rock 3.14 Lightyears away from your old home of Alternia.

You are MALUUK TELIMA, a member of the DARK AND ESOTERIC SOCIETY OF MIRTHFUL WARLOCKS, better known as THE GAZERS. More recently, you have been named an INQUISITOR on the recently subjugated planet of DADRARTH, which had long held its independance in the face of invasion due to its brave warrirors. However, through constant raids, a lack of supplies and trade, along with all nearby nations being absorbed into the empire, it fell to siege. You are here to make sure the natives are exterminated and to keep the COMMONERS in line trough FEAR AND SUFFERING brought upon them by the wrath of your DARK MAJYYKS. That being said, you do enjoy a break from the dark and macabre once in a while, especially when it comes to things like VIDEO GAMES, you love them. You often are at your computer chatting on Trollian while your HENCHMEN are out terrorizing the common people. Such is the perks of being a HIGHBLOOD.

Your trolltag is trancendentalInquisitor

When you open up your device once again, a slightly creepy laptop that bears the look of a cartoony ghost, complete with some kind of white cloth draped over its oddly hornless body; but seems to act on its own at times, and feels as if it is covered in pulsating leather, almost as if it is alive in its own right. But that would be stupid, and only wigglers who poop hard in their diaperstubs are afraid of ghosts.

You look over your shoulder upon saying that to make sure some vengeful spirit was not there to punish your hubris.

Oh yeah, as a Gazer you're pretty superstitious. You'll just draw a sigil onto your windows to make sure the little fuckers steer clear of this hive. Just throw some special stardust on it...yeah that looks nice, everyone knows ghosts hate glittery sigils.

Now back to buisness, and no we don't mean cataloguing heresy, you have much more important things to attend to. Such as chatting and trolling, just like when you were a kid.

But who to troll....

[ManiacMaestro]

Maluuk:Troll Leon
Perhaps this kid will work.