Fictional Dating Service Game

[Enarr]

Lonely? Can't find a human companion who tolerates your hobbies? Fret not! The FDS has gained the ability to travel between dimensions resulting in countless perfect matches! Maybe there isn't a single person on this planet who doesn't find you annoying, even so, we're not limited to this planet. Just fill out the form below and our relationship experts (your fellow spammers) will list options for you!

Name:
Age:
Interests: (In others)
Seeking: (Men, women... gender-neutral entities)
Turn-Offs: (In others)

[Lunamaria]

Name: Megan
Age: 28
Interests: Gaming, writing science fiction, game of thrones, spamming
Seeking: anything, i'm bi
Turn-Offs: lying, self-deception, ego, lack of fairness

[aza]

wat

[BrobyDDark]

[Enarr]

It's totally a joke, Azarthes.

[BrobyDDark]

It's totally a joke, Azarthes.

@Nightrunner

Oh yeah,totally. Sure. Makes sense.

That's a fucking lie.

[aza]

It's totally a joke, Azarthes.

@Nightrunner

what?

[Enarr]

No, thats 'n F'n lie

[Lunamaria]

WHATTTTTTT

[stark]

This is clearly going well.

Do continue, please.

[BrobyDDark]

Know what? I'll humor you.



Name: Pétaro "PéPé" Kupé
Age: 17
Interests: Stands, being lonely, "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"
Seeking: Someone who will keep me company, preferably has a stand
Turn-Offs: Being a vampire, being my mother, not having a stand, not buff enough.

[Halo]

This is clearly going well.

Do continue, please.

@Sherlock Holmes

with gusto

Name: Joe Seth Starleen
Age: 136
Interests: Ultimate power, "sharing is caring", icepick lobotomies, hat&moustache wombocombo
Seeking: Lee Ontrotskee and co.
Turn-Offs: Farm animals (except pigs), stars, free market

[aza]

what?

[Vilageidiotx]

Name: Prostitute
Age: $20 an hour
Interests: no butt stuff
Seeking: e-mail [e-mail]
Turn-Offs: Ask for Sandra.

[Marik]

Name: Marik (What, you thought that was just an alias? Pshaw!)
Age: 19
Interests: Trading card games, leather, jewelry, butt stuff, evil
Seeking: I’m not picky, you can have a toadstool, a peach, or both!
Turn-Offs: goodness, purity, friendship, the Pharaoh, not wanting me to stick it in, not wanting to stick it in me

[Sana]

Name: Sana
Age: 420
Interests: Fucking on a tanning bed
Seeking: Female aliens from planet Titty Twister
Turn-Offs: Awson

[aza]

Turn-Offs: Awson

@Sana

FIRST THING MAKING SENSE IN THIS THREAD

[GodOfWar]

Ahh, what the heck.

Name; Jupiter (yes, it's an exotic name)
Age; Immortal
Interests; Anime, other nerdy things, and time wasting
Seeking; Fire Elementals or Fey, preferably Female.
Turn-Offs; Boring people or Control Freaks

[BrobyDDark]

Ahh, what the heck.

Name; Jupiter (yes, it's an exotic name)
Age; Immortal
Interests; Anime, and time wasting
Seeking; Fire Elementals or Fey
Turn-Offs; Boring people or Control Freaks

@GodOfWar

ew

[GodOfWar]

<Snipped quote by GodOfWar>

ew

@BrobyDDark

Why? >.>