Jack laughed now. Okay, this girl may be slightly insufferable but she did make him smile. He respected cheek.
"Let me make two things clear. Firstly, I am nobody's Daddy. Secondly, you can take that forty odd and shove it where the sun don't shine. I'm in my twenties, sure that's older than this little club of junior offenders you have, but I ain't old. Besides, if it isn't father issues you have. It's gotta be mother issues, lemme get a good look at you..."
Jack leant forward and inspected the girl's face intently. He recognised some of the features.
"...I'm thinking Catwoman. You have her eyes. Well, that is certainly not the most caring of mum's, I must say."
"Let me make two things clear. Firstly, I am nobody's Daddy. Secondly, you can take that forty odd and shove it where the sun don't shine. I'm in my twenties, sure that's older than this little club of junior offenders you have, but I ain't old. Besides, if it isn't father issues you have. It's gotta be mother issues, lemme get a good look at you..."
Jack leant forward and inspected the girl's face intently. He recognised some of the features.
"...I'm thinking Catwoman. You have her eyes. Well, that is certainly not the most caring of mum's, I must say."