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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ActRaiserTheReturned
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She's awesome, signed my forehead at Comic Con 2k14 after a panel about movies.
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Interesting. I met her many years ago, Loooong before porn.
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I don't know if youre that old :(
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Aren't you like 12 or something

I mean I'm not judging but
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Marik you are my favorite <3
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Aren't you like 12 or something

I mean I'm not judging but


I'm 31, and I met her when I was 17 and she was 13, and that means it was just a "hi", a "The weather's nice", kind of talk.
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I'm 31, and I met her when I was 17 and she was 13, and that means it was just a "hi", a "The weather's nice", kind of talk.


But you’re both legal now so it’s ok to look back on that day where things proceeded differently
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I'm 31, and I met her when I was 17 and she was 13, and that means it was just a "hi", a "The weather's nice", kind of talk.


How on earth do you remember this though? Were you self-tenderizing one day and, upon seeing her face all HD up on the computer screen, realized that "Shit, that's a little girl I said hi to once."
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How on earth do you remember this though? Were you self-tenderizing one day and, upon seeing her face all HD up on the computer screen, realized that "Shit, that's a little girl I said hi to once."


Hahaha. No. I just saw her on an interview. Too sad for me to watch it, she didn't sound like she was happy, and she sounded like she was miserable. I mean sure, her endorphins and bodily hormones must feel godly to her, but she seemed emotionally wounded.
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endorphins and bodily hormones


What the fuck are you talking about
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ActRaiserTheReturned
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Like, all the body fluids that make her feel good. Like endorphins, something called dopamine, etcetera, those chemical things that make you feel on top of the world.
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But why is she sad

Is her life in the gutter

And why are her hormones a prominent factor to you

Does she have some sort of super hormone

Is this something people are selling on the black market

Do you have a super power where you can sense the hormone structure
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She probably just has hormones that are more attractive than regular hormones.
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She probably just has hormones that are more attractive than regular hormones.


That's probably Scientifically Accurate.
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Are you saying she has hormones that MAKE her more attractive, because how the fuck are hormones themselves attractive?

I'm done fucking around, I need to know.
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Are you saying she has hormones that MAKE her more attractive, because how the fuck are hormones themselves attractive?

I'm done fucking around, I need to know.


Hormones give potency to pheremones. . . ?
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Are you saying she has hormones that MAKE her more attractive...


What, like Pornmones? Maybe you are on to something...
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It was mostly the phrasing that threw me off. And really I’m just jealous ‘cause I don’t have those dope ‘mones.
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What, like Pornmones? Maybe you are on to something...


How are they delivered though? Do you have a computer that transmits chemicals as well as light? You should really share because I can see a market for that.
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