"Of course, of course, my dear lady elf," Tobias responded as Vaeri sat down next to him. "Where to? Shall we visit the emerald woods of the far east, where fairies dance in the twilight? Or the snowy plains of the north, where it is said the skies themselves may nightly open their veins for our wonder? Shall I esquire you to some far southern desert, and dress you as an exotic princess in ill-gotten silks and jewels? Or perhaps the sapphire seas, where I will outwit sirens and slay great leviathans in your honor?" The thief chuckled. "Sorry. City girls love that shit."
Tobias spurred to horses to follow Fiona, and the journey was begun. The rogue was no great traveler - he had never felt the calling of the lone road in his bones. Over the past week, however, he'd found an antidote to the boredom of the road; namely, talking Fiona's ear off. With the rest of the party all around, it seemed only fair that they share in the diatribe. Maybe company was good for something, he thought brightly.
"So. Did anyone catch horse guy's name? He kinda freaks me out. Like he's not telling us something. I bet he's a secret spy - maybe he's working for the mist dragon? What even is a mist dragon? Is it a dragon that lives in the mist? What happens to it on dry days, then? Or maybe it's a dragon made of mist? But then how would we kill it? It's probably just a dragon the color of mist - people are always so poetic about monsters, they just didn't want to call it 'light blue-gray dragon'. I spoke to a dragon once, you know. It was while I was burglarizing his horde - standard adventures for as enterprising a thief as myself. He was really a pretty charming fellow, aside from trying to eat me. Turns out, the trick with dragons is to appeal to their ego - they're hugely narcissistic creatures, naturally. Not that you'd know anything about that. So, what happened to the kid? We should have brought her. I could have raised her with good, wholesome virtues, like selfishness! I could have taught her how to climb things, lie to people, steal things, Vaeri could have taught her forest magic, Hanzo could show her his weird punchy-thing, Fiona could show her which end of the sword is the pointy one, Hugh could do... something... When's lunch? I knew I should have taken more food with me. I could get used to that, just lining up and choosing what free food I want to eat. What's that called? A buff-et? Maybe after we become rich and famous adventurers, kings and queens will invite us to buff-ets at their palaces. I love palaces. Reminds me of the time I stole an evil king's golden emerald-studded crown by pretending to be a fortune teller! Ah, memories."
The fairy flapped up and brought a message to the thief. "Oh. Tell our dearly departed friend that he most certainly may drive the cart, just so long as he promises not to eat my brain. Or any part of me. And, uh... sure, you can nap up here if you want, little... thing."