You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Joegreenbeen]

You are sitting in a cop car with the avatar above, what do you say?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

So, you're a planet.

[Dinh AaronMk]

So how'd you get caught?

[BrobyDDark]

I fucking knew your plan would get us caught! You god damn asshole. When we get into prison I'm gonna knock the fucking soap out of your hands and see what happens afterwards. You'll deserve it, too.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Dammit Spidey, this is all your fault.

[GodOfWar]

shut your trap, you're making this even worse!

[Dinh AaronMk]

How many souls did you devour to get into this mess?

[BrobyDDark]

What the FUCK do souls have to do with this!?!? You- you were caught for drug possession, weren't you?

[GodOfWar]

and you were 'obviously' not arrested for slander, Mr. I-have-too-many-f*cks-to-give.

[Keyguyperson]

"Nice mask... It's a mask, right? Right?"

[Vilageidiotx]

bark bark

[Shohmyoh]

"That's a lovely pipe you got there! Hand-carved too! Mind if I take a picture for the wife?"

[Dinh AaronMk]

I bet you have some 'hot' photos there.

[Joegreenbeen]

I told you! Just because you're a pony won't make them assume your innocent!

[VarionusNW]

How... how did you fit in here?

[Keyguyperson]

*Coughs quietly*

"I have cigs. Don't do anything to me in prison. Please."

[GodOfWar]

OoooOOoo! Cigs! *lights one with his fiery breath* Now who are you again?

[Keyguyperson]

(This is really just a conversation between a bunch of people stuffed into the back seat of a police car now)

Oh gods you're a demon. Don't hurt me. I can get you Calvados, I have connections.

[The Grey Warden]

"Will you stop giving me that look?"

[Nerevarine]

How did a righteous man like you end up on the wrong side of the Law?