TFW you need a support group and the first thing that pops to mind is a shitty internet subforum

[Myyt]

My life is a joke. Anyways is there a "chatroom" all you "cool kids" "hang out" in now a days? I need a confidant. A dark confidant. A Bob so to speak.

[aza]

how is the baby?

[Halo]

Well you can always PM those folk who you recall from when you were last here. And there's a Skype group.

[Myyt]

how is the baby?

@Azarthes

T_T

[Myyt]

Well you can always PM those folk who you recall from when you were last here. And there's a Skype group.

@Halo

But spam.

[Awson]

I Bolt the Bob.

[Hank]

The Skype group is only tangentially related to Spam these days, but it's where all the oldfags are. It's probably still what you're looking for.

[Awson]

The Skype group is only tangentially related to Spam these days, but it's where all the oldfags are. It's probably still what you're looking for.

@Hank

+zed

Edit:

-me

[Myyt]

How does one get into this "Skype group"?

[Myyt]

I Bolt the Bob.

@Awson

I'll force the bolt. Pitching a blue uno card I've been holding in my hand this entire time.

[Awson]

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I'll force the bolt. Pitching a blue uno card I've been holding in my hand this entire time.

@Myyt

I'll allow it, but I'm also gonna go ahead and call Uno on you. Forcing you to dra-

Fuck.

[aza]

How does one get into this "Skype group"?

@Myyt

Beg Sherlock it worked really well last time hueheheuehueheuehuehueehuehueheuehueheuehueheuehuehueheuehueheuehueheuehuehueehueheuehueheuehuehueheuehue

[stark]

How does one get into this "Skype group"?

@Myyt

Sacrificial offerings to the gods, obviously.

[Jig]

If you're in the UK, you could always call the Samaritans. I imagine many other countries have similar services.

[Halo]

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But spam.

@Myyt

Don't worry, Spam is all fuzzy and nice now. :)

[Vilageidiotx]

If you're in the UK, you could always call the Samaritans. I imagine many other countries have similar services.

@Jig

I think Israel still has the original Samaritans if you want to call them.

[Jig]

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I think Israel still has the original Samaritans if you want to call them.

@Vilageidiotx

Wasn't the whole thing with the original Samaritans that they were basically pricks like everybody else, but there was one non-prick among them?

I'd give 'em a miss.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

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Wasn't the whole thing with the original Samaritans that they were basically pricks like everybody else, but there was one non-prick among them?

I'd give 'em a miss.

@Jig

Actually the Samaritans were the offspring of Hebrews who married foreigners when they weren't supposed to so when Israel went back to pretending to obey the law they kicked out all the half-bloods because they didn't want to share the inheritance (a.k.a. the Promised Land) with them, but since the Samaritans still operated under Jewish law and kept most of the customs they were basically Jews, and it was the Israelites who were pricks to them, and treated them like outcasts, thus spawning resentment between the two peoples. In the eyes of the Israelites, Samaritans were thought of inherently evil just by existing.

That's why the phrase "Good Samaritan" was such an oxymoron during the time of Jesus. Calling a Samaritan good had the shock-value equivalent of calling Mother Theresa evil.

[Vilageidiotx]

[Jig]

Well, you learn something new every day.

Including lies, from a christian school that thinks that Bible stories apparently spun to put Judeo-Christian societies in the best possible light.