[IC] Memetic Adventure: Finding Nemo

[Triple A]

Ebola-chan grinned.

That is all.

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sanic sped around the Earth as he preached on about finding the kaos umeruadz. As the hegehog did so, however, he ran over dozens of people like every anime's true antagonist: a truck. Aizan (Bleach) watched from above as he watched from the skies, his chin ten centimeters long and his smile just as long as his chin.

"Just as planned," he said in that smooth-ass voice as he took out some weed from his pockets before throwing it at the ground beneath him, causing eruptions of magma to blast out of the buildings of New York.

[NaraK]

But then the son of God, Captain Falcon, came from the heavens.

He had majestic wings covered with hitmarkers, his feet covered by Mountain Dew cans. He made some sort of weird-ass face that no one could decipher as he flew down.

"FALC- FA FAFAFA FALCON FALCON! (Aizan! Your time has come to its end)," Captain Falcon said as his body lighted up, causing the dank air around him to trigger even more weed floating in the atmosphere. All the homies in Colorado praised the lord as Falcon expanded dong.

[Triple A]

Aizan gasped.

"M'nigga," Aizan whispered before shouting, "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!"

The red-haired piece of anime expanded his own dong as he generated a round shield. Raising the shield in front of him, he spoke with that smooth-ass voice again,

"I call sanic to explode."

So sanic blew up and absolutely nothing happened.

"That fuckboi."

[NaraK]

Captain Falcon jumped towards Aizan and blew up, causing all the weed in the air to vanish. So now many people stopped being high.

Captain Falcon will be a man to remember. He defended his life against-

All of a sudden, Captain Falcon's ashes transformed into Satan as he screamed like a girl.

"I PLAYED SAD SATAN AND NOW I'M SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGRY," Satan screamed as he smashed an In-And-Out chain store and started shooting lasers out of every hole in his body. Every. Hole.