What's your least favorite part about taking a shower?

[Awson]

Looking at your disgusting body in the mirror before stepping in?

Remembering all of your past mistakes?

Bleeding all over yourself, waiting for the wound to clot?

Gleefully singing, and then becoming self-conscious about a missed note and who could hear you outside?

Dreading the moment you have to get out and start another dreadful day?

[stark]

Drying my hair. It takes forever to dry.

[Awson]

I wrote this thread before I took a shower.

For some reason, when I got out, I felt like feinting. Still do a little.

Gosh, that was terrible.

[Frizan]

Waiting for the water to reach a temperature between hypothermic and scalding. Seriously, sometimes that shit takes forever.

[Talonnightshade]

Seeing myself naked
#Liekifucrieeverytiem

[BrobyDDark]

When my friends start dropping and let the German bastards win.

[The Nexerus]

The shower head in my house is really shitty, so I guess that.

[mdk]

Try doing it while balancing on one leg.

[Joegreenbeen]

Shampooing, it gets in my eyes. It is also the marker of when I'm almost done.

[Vilageidiotx]

waiting in traffic

[NotAMouse]

Trying to decide if I should shave above the knee or not.

[Keyguyperson]

The bit when you spend an hour just thinking about the nature of life or something, then realize you're horribly late and have to speed through actually washing and drying your hair.

[Antarctic Termite]

not having you with me bby

Knowing that I'm wasting water by staying in more than fifteen minutes.

[genghismike]

What's a shower?

[NotAMouse]

@genghismike fuckboi confirmed

[Halo]

Getting out and immediately breaking out into twelve hundred trillion goosebumps because holy shit it's freezing. #ScottishProblems.

[genghismike]

Getting out and immediately breaking out into twelve hundred trillion goosebumps because holy shit it's freezing. #ScottishProblems.

@Halo

What's freezing? #Texasproblems.

@Taaj

WTF is a fuckboi?

[Awson]

Allow us to enlighten you

[Awson]

It mostly doesn't mean a "prison-bitch" type, but it can. That's what I was getting at.

[Halo]

WTF is a fuckboi?

@genghismike

you, apparently