It was an inside job.

[VarionusNW]

9/11 was an inside Jed
Jedly was an inside job
This was some serious Jedhad
Jed fuel can't melt steel beams
Allahu Jedbar

@Jedly Don't you even try posting, fucker.

[MrLongSchlong]

It was.

Those few survivors mentioned they heard someone counting down in the underground parking lot. And then someone saw there were swat members lifting up a guy in a chair, then silly strings and balloons with confetti went up. I guess that was a hell of a birth-day party.