How can you explain toasters?

[NotAMouse]

Bread goes in, toast comes out.

You can't explain that.

Hider

[8]

Why don't un-toasters exist yet? Sometimes I have a piece of toast and then I realize that I just want the piece of bread.

[The Survivor]

Bread goes in and these like...mini grills heat it up so it becomes toast and it pops out.

Pretty easy actually.

Also, here's a diagram of a toaster.

[CAS]

But how come if you put a bagel in the toaster it doesn't turn into toast?

[NotAMouse]

How come if you put toast into a toaster, it doesn't come out bread?

I can't explain it, therefore god did it.

[Vilageidiotx]

But how come if you put a bagel in the toaster it doesn't turn into toast?

@CAS

artificial intelligence.

[FacePunch]

They're like German gas chambers but for bread.

[CAS]

They're like German gas chambers but for bread.

@FacePunch

If I wanted mustard on my toast I'd use a bottle of it.

[aza]

Why don't un-toasters exist yet? Sometimes I have a piece of toast and then I realize that I just want the piece of bread.

@8

who prefers non-toasted?

[Izaka Sazaka]

All hail the toast overlords.

[The Nexerus]

I've never been able to answer that question definitively myself, but my theory is that it somehow involves magnets.

[Smink]

The same goes for sex with a charizard.

[Syben]

I poured pancake batter in my toaster ... why didn't I get pancakes?

[Antarctic Termite]

Thinking about being a toast-sized human stuck in a toaster is actually the most terrifying death I've thought of all morning. o.o

[KnightShade]

Thinking about being a toast-sized human stuck in a toaster is actually the most terrifying death I've thought of all morning. o.o

@Antarctic Termite

Does the toasting kill you? Or, is it foreplay before you pop up, get covered in Marmite, and eaten alive?

[NotAMouse]

@KnightShade your avatar reminds me of this.

[Vilageidiotx]

Thinking about being a toast-sized human stuck in a toaster is actually the most terrifying death I've thought of all morning. o.o

@Antarctic Termite

Sounds like something from...

[Halo]

>does physics
>can actually explain

[The Nexerus]

does physics can actually explain toasters??

[Vilageidiotx]

Personally, I have a lot of faith in Physics Can's ability to explain things.