whoops, I'll change that. Why would no bra hurt after a while, does she got tig ol' biddies? Mmm... tig ol' biddies... :P
I will fix that asap, sorry. wasn't paying attention.
A woobie is the American Army issued poncho liner. The really good ones are from back in the day, either the ones made from parachute silk, or the ones still in woodland camo, but the newer ones are still good. It's basically a blankie for grown men who kill people for a living. It's a glorious beacon of warmth and comfort in a world of shit. It's ridiculously comfortable, and while it's meant to be used under a poncho, it's just as good as a sleeping bag, or as a blanket, or whatever. The Canadian issue version isn't quite as nice. Well, the old ones aren't. The new ones are supposed to be really nice, actually, and they are CADPAT which is nicer than OD green...
Then I realize I just explained it without describing it physically.
This gangsta ass fuck got two woobies, but I'm pretty sure the one he's laying on is the better one, unless the one he's wrapped in is parachute silk. I can't really tell to be honest. I don't even have one, and I'm pissed. If they give me one, I'm going to "lose it in the field" and it will be mine forever.