[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Dervish]

Hey friends! Got a Skype group up. Hit me up for the deets.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MacabreFox

Ehehehehehehehehehehhehehe. He's not going to let Do'Karth steal away his beloved new friend. XD
And yes, twas but a brief stint of contemplating eloping to the arctic circle where exams couldn't hurt my brain. But then I remembered there was no wi-fi, which meant no you guys, aND I'D SOONER SELL MY SOUL THAN LEAVE THIS ROLEPLAY
THERE ARE BATTLES TO BE WON
KAMAL TO KILL
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHIPS TO SAIL
_{or sink, depending on which ones}

[Dervish]

@MacabreFox

Ehehehehehehehehehehhehehe. He's not going to let Do'Karth steal away his beloved new friend. XD
And yes, twas but a brief stint of contemplating eloping to the arctic circle where exams couldn't hurt my brain. But then I remembered there was no wi-fi, which meant no you guys, aND I'D SOONER SELL MY SOUL THAN LEAVE THIS ROLEPLAY
THERE ARE BATTLES TO BE WON
KAMAL TO KILL
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHIPS TO SAIL
_{or sink, depending on which ones}

@MiddleEarthRoze

Clearly, Do'Karth wields the better stick, my friend.

With Do'Karth, it is warm sands, all day.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

erm excuse you

Rhasha's stick is bigger, and I'm certain he knows how to use it better.
It's end is also far more dangerous, and chicks love danger.

_{omg the innuendos}

[Dervish]

@Dervish

erm excuse you

Rhasha's stick is bigger, and I'm certain he knows how to use it better.
It's end is also far more dangerous, and chicks love danger.

_{omg the innuendos}

@MiddleEarthRoze

Now now, the combat dance isn't just about thrustin' the stick. It's about knowing how to move it around, just right.

Huehuehue.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

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Now now, the combat dance isn't just about thrustin' the stick. It's about knowing how to move it around, just right.

Huehuehue.

@Dervish

Reminds me of a certain book in the TES universe that we all know and love.

[Dervish]

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Reminds me of a certain book in the TES universe that we all know and love.

@MiddleEarthRoze

There is legit a mod that makes you level up your One Handed and Two Handed skills for reading both volumes of the Lusty Argonian Maid.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

Two-Handed? Man, you must be struggling if you need to use 'em both. Still, it's a better book than Fifty Shades of Grey. Anything is a better book than that. My Immortal would make a better book than that.

[Peik]

@Dervish

Two-Handed? Man, you must be struggling if you need to use 'em both.

@MiddleEarthRoze

The shaft can be too tall for proper use with one hand, though that depends on the sword I guess.

[Dervish]

@Dervish

Two-Handed? Man, you must be struggling if you need to use 'em both. Still, it's a better book than Fifty Shades of Grey. Anything is a better book than that. My Immortal would make a better book than that.

@MiddleEarthRoze

I really hope the whole Fifty Shades garbage is on it's way out of public consciousness because good lord, that shit is awful and suuuper creepy. It's like cult indoctrination 101.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

Ugh, I know. It's literally a Twilight fanfic with the names changed - and I'm not exaggerating, that is actually how it was originally written before it was published.

[MacabreFox]

And now we see the darker side of RPG emerge from its depths, a most reclusive kind of species, but one filled with suggestive memes, an endless innuendos!

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MacabreFox

_{the night is long and full of dicks double entendres}

[Antediluvixen]

@MiddleEarthRoze

Endless double entendres indeed!

And dicks too~

[Frizan]

What a terrible night for dicks to have a curse.

[Leidenschaft]

Any plans for a reply today, Frizan, ol buddy ol pal?

[Frizan]

Any plans for a reply today, Frizan, ol buddy ol pal?

@Leidenschaft

Ask and ye shall receive, nerd

[Leidenschaft]

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Ask and ye shall receive, nerd

@Frizan

Call me a nerd again and I'll shove you in your locker and take Tammy to the sock hop.

[Frizan]

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Call me a nerd again and I'll shove you in your locker and take Tammy to the sock hop.

@Leidenschaft

Come at me bruh

I guarantee my hair gel's better

Don't even need a comb

[Dervish]

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Come at me bruh

I guarantee my hair gel's better

Don't even need a comb

@Frizan

Skinhead confirmed.