[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[ButtsnBalls]

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Reminds me of the first Mughal emperor - dude used to bathe in frozen rivers by cutting up holes in the ice and then swimming inside.

@Peik

I bet he was really cool.

[ButtsnBalls]

@Leidenschaft@Mortarion, better post in 6 hours, or I'll arrange happy little accidents for your characters.

Edit: you too, @MiddleEarthRoze

[Dervish]

@Leidenschaft@Mortarion, better post in 6 hours, or I'll arrange happy little accidents for your characters.

Edit: you too, @MiddleEarthRoze

@gcold

This just steered off into Italian mobster territory.

[ButtsnBalls]

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This just steered off into Italian mobster territory.

@Dervish

[Peik]

@Leidenschaft@Mortarion, better post in 6 hours, or I'll arrange happy little accidents for your characters.

Edit: you too, @MiddleEarthRoze

@gcold

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@gcold

[POOHEAD189]

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@Peik

[Mortarion]

Managed to get a post up, a thousand apologies for the delay. If there's something that needs editing, either because I overlooked something or made a mistake, please tell me so and I'll fix it. Once again, my apologies for taking so long in gettign a post up.

[ButtsnBalls]

Managed to get a post up, a thousand apologies for the delay. If there's something that needs editing, either because I overlooked something or made a mistake, please tell me so and I'll fix it. Once again, my apologies for taking so long in gettign a post up.

@Mortarion

Well done, Tsleeixth emerges unscathed.

In two hours:

Solveig will knock herself out against the mast.
Roze drops her coin purse in the sea, and Rhasha catches a loose meat cleaver with his calf.

[POOHEAD189]

@gcoldYou might want to add an hour or two to that. One or all 3 might be in Britain and were asleep when you made the announcement.

[ButtsnBalls]

Extending it by 12 hours.

[Peik]

Roze drops her coin purse in the sea,

@gcold

I guess being a cutpurse eventually catches up with you, one way or another.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

HOLY SHIT YES ENGLISH GIRL WAS SLEEPING

ENGLISH GIRL POSTING NOW

ENGLISH GIRL VERY SORRY FOR DELAY

_{english girl keeping healthy khajiit leg and coinpurse}

[ButtsnBalls]

Solveig, meet mast; don't forget to say hi!

[Dervish]

Solveig, meet mast; don't forget to say hi!

@gcold

Stahp making Do'Karth be all conflicted dawg.

"Yay! This one gets a seat and a chance to not drow...

Godsdamnit, Solveig, Jorwen's going to kill Do'Karth."

[Frizan]

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Stahp making Do'Karth be all conflicted dawg.

"Yay! This one gets a seat and a chance to not drow...

Godsdamnit, Solveig, Jorwen's going to kill Do'Karth."

@Dervish

I'm imagining Solveig smacking face-first into the beam and sliding down Looney Toons style. You know, arms and legs straight out, with a windshield wiper sound effect in the background.

[ButtsnBalls]

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I'm imagining Solveig smacking face-first into the beam and sliding down Looney Toons style. You know, arms and legs straight out, with a windshield wiper sound effect in the background.

@Frizan

[Leidenschaft]

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I'm imagining Solveig smacking face-first into the beam and sliding down Looney Toons style. You know, arms and legs straight out, with a windshield wiper sound effect in the background.

@Frizan

Bitch, Solveig took a Kamal fist to the head and emerged okay. That mast better pray.

And, yea, been dealing with work and IRL problems, so. You know. I finally have some free time, so I can start a post now or you can have Solveig beat the shit out of that mast with her face. I'm okay with either one. At least the mast would give me something to work with at the moment, as I am lazy and uninspired right now.

[ButtsnBalls]

Post's mostly done, I'll give you the lead in a sec.

[Peik]

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Bitch, Solveig took a Kamal fist to the head and emerged okay. That mast better pray.

@Leidenschaft

Solveig's jaw will have suffered more than the rest of the party at this rate.

[ButtsnBalls]

We should be calling her Solveig Iron-Jaw now.

And let's say she came to when they hit the beach.