[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[ButtsnBalls]

@MiddleEarthRoze, here's what La'Dansharr knows.

For her majesty's loyal subjects only

She accompanies initiate Aventus Aretino for exercise.
The listener and another assassin, a large man called Chews-on-Barks, just returned for a "historic contract".
The latter two regrouped with Dansharr and Aretino, joins them in surveying the armiger camp.

Everyone else

[Peik]

@MiddleEarthRoze, here's what La'Dansharr knows.

Hider

She accompanies initiate Aventus Aretino for exercise.
The listener and another assassin, a large man called Chews-on-Barks, just returned for a "historic contract".
The latter two regrouped with Dansharr and Aretino, joins them in surveying the armiger camp.

@gcold

[Dervish]

Solveig turns into a total beastie after she's been knocked out cold by a ship mast.

I think we need to keep large planks of wood around to smack her with when we need a secret weapon.

"I have an army!"

"We have a-"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE HIT ME WITH THAT THI-"

[Leidenschaft]

Hell hath no fury.

[Peik]

Hell hath no fury.

@Leidenschaft

Like a woman smacked?

[Frizan]

Sagax is gonna have to start carrying a shovel so he can dig a hole to hide from Solveig in when she wakes up.

[Leidenschaft]

<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

Like a woman smacked?

@Peik

"Karth pls stay- oh, you motherfucker"

[Dervish]

<Snipped quote by Peik>

"Karth pls stay- oh, you motherfucker"

@Leidenschaft

"This one was a champion sprinter in high school for this reason!"

[MacabreFox]

I should have a post up tomorrow. Also, just a heads up, I will be gone this month from the 21st to the 25th for a business trip.

[ButtsnBalls]

@Frizan, wanna try this cool thing called posting?

[Frizan]

@Frizan, wanna try this cool thing called posting?

@gcold

Posting is so last era, man. Come on, it's 4E 205.

But yeah I'll get one in soon. Just need to figure out what exactly Sagax would actually be, you know, doing, if anything.

[ButtsnBalls]

Sagax could help the crew install a secondary sail before landing, and rappel down with his expert acrobatics to help afterwards.

[Dervish]

Is the next GM post in the works or were more minion posts wanted first?

[ButtsnBalls]

@Dervish, GM stuff comes when:

-@MiddleEarthRoze and @Mortarion post
-2 days

Whichever happens first.

[Mortarion]

@gcold Sorry for not having got a post up in so long, exams are still going in my University so RP'ing has taken a bit of a backseat. Will try to get a post up as soon as I can.

[Chrononaut]

You should all be more like Jorwen, who told the sea to go fuck itself.

Sagax could help the crew install a secondary sail before landing, and rappel down with his expert acrobatics to help afterwards.

@gcold

So you wouldn't have to perform advanced acrobatics to reach the shore.

[ButtsnBalls]

You should all be more like Jorwen, who told the sea to go fuck itself.

So you wouldn't have to perform advanced acrobatics to reach the shore.

@Chrononaut

Jorwen is the master of "go fuck self", and I give Sagax's landing a 5/7.

Updating tomorrow, last chance to bag your very own armiger. Seriously though, I know some of you would look fab in bonemold. At the very least, a military grade Dunmeri dagger fetches decent gold.

[Dervish]

Armour is for sissy pants.

[Leidenschaft]

Solveig is totally copping that chitin spear and shield.

[Peik]

I wouldn't mind getting some Yoshimitsu armor. Or just something to sell.