[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Dervish]

And look at that, a post!

[Frizan]

Sagax is about to become Tamriel's first competitive chaurus-rider

[Dervish]

Sagax is about to become Tamriel's first competitive chaurus-rider

@Frizan

Ride on, Cowboy.

[Frizan]

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Ride on, Cowboy.

@Dervish

[ButtsnBalls]

This thread looks like 4chan.

[Dervish]

This thread looks like 4chan.

@gcold

We'll just call ourselves 5chan to avoid being swarmed by the neckbeardisites.

[Peik]

This thread looks like 4chan.

@gcold

Not enough anime girls.

[Leidenschaft]

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Not enough anime girls futa.

@Peik

Ftfy

[Leidenschaft]

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I wouldn't worry too much. You'll die of old age and the sun will explode, destroying all life on the planet and consuming the solar system before that happens. Nothing to fear. See?

@POOHEAD189

You always know just what to say :)

[Peik]

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Ftfy

@Leidenschaft

only in /d/

[Frizan]

Spooky ghosts(that may not even be real), and chaurus-riding all in one post.

Oh, and for specifics: The mage casted Fury on the Falmer, and Courage on Sevine.

[MacabreFox]

Spooky ghosts(that may not even be real), and chaurus-riding all in one post.

Oh, and for specifics: The mage casted Fury on the Falmer, and Courage on Sevine.

@Frizan

I totally didn't even read this until after I posted xD glad I don't need to change anything!

[Frizan]

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I totally didn't even read this until after I posted xD glad I don't need to change anything!

@MacabreFox

Oh yeah, Sevine appropriately went Xena on some Falmer ass, lol

[Mortarion]

So, I got a question. How are we distributing the gear obtained from the armigers? Or that is up to each person?

[MacabreFox]

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Oh yeah, Sevine appropriately went Xena on some Falmer ass, lol

@Frizan

I like that... Sevine Varg-t'uk WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!!

[Dervish]

Spooky ghosts(that may not even be real), and chaurus-riding all in one post.

Oh, and for specifics: The mage casted Fury on the Falmer, and Courage on Sevine.

@Frizan

"Uriel?!"

I can imagine the stories he's going to be telling his kids one day.

"Oh yeah, I climbed up and down a city wall during a siege while I was targeted by an entire fleet of warships because I forgot my buddy's diary, they were probably mad because I managed to survive my own suicide bomber attack on one of their ships? I totally blew myself up, kids, so don't disappoint me. Oh, land later on after surviving the worst storm imaginable in the Sea of Ghosts and a shipwreck, I saved a khajiit friend of mine from being chewed on by a chaurus by riding it and stabbing it to death and I fought the entire falmer horde because Ghost Dad told me to.

So you mind telling me what your excuse for skipping school was, again, you lazy fucks?"

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Oh yeah, Sevine appropriately went Xena on some Falmer ass, lol

@Frizan

Lucy Goddamn Lawbringer.

So, I got a question. How are we distributing the gear obtained from the armigers? Or that is up to each person?

@Mortarion

Pretty sure it's just up to each player. Coldylocks, Shaftydoodle, and I all never specified exactly what equipment was available past describing their attire. The assumption is that you're free to loot the corpses as you see fit, although it clearly means you have no eye for fashion if you wear bonemold, weirdos.

[Frizan]

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"Uriel?!"

I can imagine the stories he's going to be telling his kids one day.

"Oh yeah, I climbed up and down a city wall during a siege while I was targeted by an entire fleet of warships because I forgot my buddy's diary, they were probably mad because I managed to survive my own suicide bomber attack on one of their ships? I totally blew myself up, kids, so don't disappoint me. Oh, land later on after surviving the worst storm imaginable in the Sea of Ghosts and a shipwreck, I saved a khajiit friend of mine from being chewed on by a chaurus by riding it and stabbing it to death and I fought the entire falmer horde because Ghost Dad told me to.

So you mind telling me what your excuse for skipping school was, again, you lazy fucks?"

@Dervish

Giving Sagax expert acrobatics/adept athletics was probably the best decision I made in this entire roleplay, lol

[Peik]

although it clearly means you have no eye for fashion if you wear bonemold, weirdos.

@Dervish

[Dervish]

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@Peik

Only stoners and dunmer have red eyes, and the stoners are the ones who have their shit together.

[ButtsnBalls]

I can imagine the stories he's going to be telling his kids one day.

"Oh yeah, I climbed up and down a city wall during a siege while I was targeted by an entire fleet of warships because I forgot my buddy's diary, they were probably mad because I managed to survive my own suicide bomber attack on one of their ships? I totally blew myself up, kids, so don't disappoint me. Oh, land later on after surviving the worst storm imaginable in the Sea of Ghosts and a shipwreck, I saved a khajiit friend of mine from being chewed on by a chaurus by riding it and stabbing it to death and I fought the entire falmer horde because Ghost Dad told me to.

So you mind telling me what your excuse for skipping school was, again, you lazy fucks?"

@Dervish

That's assuming Sagax gets to reproduce.

Assuming.