[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Peik]

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We totally need a Barbossa to be in the company, I've just decided.

@Dervish

Had there been gunpowder in TES, I'd have totally made pirates all day erry day.

[Dervish]

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Had there been gunpowder in TES, I'd have totally made pirates all day erry day.

@Peik

My first and regular TES character was a corsair.

Ye don't need cannons when ye have magic, scallywag

[Leidenschaft]

Really, really old TES lore says that High Rock and Hammerfell have gunpowder/cannons.

[Peik]

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My first and regular TES character was a corsair.

Ye don't need cannons when ye have magic, scallywag

@Dervish

It's not as fun when you can't hang your magic on bandoliers and have a bang and smoke fill the air whenever you magic misshul.

Really, really old TES lore says that High Rock and Hammerfell have gunpowder/cannons.

@Leidenschaft

Back when Imperials did not exist, Khajiit were just face painters and Argonians had bustling hair, I assume.

[Leidenschaft]

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It's not as fun when you can't hang your magic on bandoliers and have a bang and smoke fill the air whenever you magic misshul.

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Back when Imperials did not exist, Khajiit were just face painters and Argonians had bustling hair, I assume.

@Peik

Yea, pretty much. I know they retconned the Khajiit in Daggerfall to be Ohmes('Raht) but I can't remember what they said, if anything, about the Argonians then.

And Imperials weren't a thing in Daggerfall?

[Peik]

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Yea, pretty much. I know they retconned the Khajiit in Daggerfall to be Ohmes('Raht) but I can't remember what they said, if anything, about the Argonians then.

And Imperials weren't a thing in Daggerfall?

@Leidenschaft

They weren't a thing until Morrowind to my knowledge.

[Leidenschaft]

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They weren't a thing until Morrowind to my knowledge.

@Peik

Oh, yea. UESP on Daggerfall races says about Cyrodiil, "It does not sport any one indigenous race due to its geographically central location" or somesuch.

And Orcs were just lowly enemies, no higher than goblins.

[Dervish]

Those old school TES games must be such a mindfuck to revisit now adays.

Kinda glad I started off with Oblivion.

[Peik]

Those old school TES games must be such a mindfuck to revisit now adays.

Kinda glad I started off with Oblivion.

@Dervish

They were from a simpler time, back when Upanishad and Crowley influenced mindfuckery weren't an integral part of the game lore.

[ButtsnBalls]

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Oh, yea. UESP on Daggerfall races says about Cyrodiil, "It does not sport any one indigenous race due to its geographically central location" or somesuch.

@Leidenschaft

They partially retconned that into Nibenese and Colovians.

[POOHEAD189]

Those old school TES games must be such a mindfuck to revisit now adays.

Kinda glad I started off with Oblivion.

@Dervish

Same. Got into ES in 2006 with Oblivion. I tried to go and see Morrowind but I didn't play for very long.

[Leidenschaft]

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They partially retconned that into Nibenese and Colovians.

@gcold

Which I think is really cool. There was a r/teslore post about Reachmen and there was a point touched on between ethnicity and cultural ties. The guy broke down the man races and one thing I've never taken into account is that Colovians are partially inspired by the Lombards, being the more rugged and "Nordic" of the two, while the Nibenese are those from the Eastern Mediterannean, like Greece, with their myriad cults to different Gods.

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They were from a simpler time, back when Upanishad and Crowley influenced mindfuckery weren't an integral part of the game lore.

@Peik

I don't like Kirkbride anymore, if not only because the way he writes makes me want to take my brain out because it doesn't work after reading anything he writes.

It just sounds like a schizophrenic rambling, really.

[Dervish]

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They were from a simpler time, back when Upanishad and Crowley influenced mindfuckery weren't an integral part of the game lore.

@Peik

TES lore without Vivic banging Molag Bal, ripping off his dick and turning it into a spear and choking Azura with it is simply one I cannot abide.

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Same. Got into ES in 2006 with Oblivion. I tried to go and see Morrowind but I didn't play for very long.

@POOHEAD189

Likewise. I own Morrowind but I can't for the life of me get into it.

[ButtsnBalls]

Which I think is really cool. There was a r/teslore post about Reachmen and there was a point touched on between ethnicity and cultural ties. The guy broke down the man races and one thing I've never taken into account is that Colovians are partially inspired by the Lombards, being the more rugged and "Nordic" of the two, while the Nibenese are those from the Eastern Mediterannean, like Greece, with their myriad cults to different Gods.

@Leidenschaft

Yep, having "Imperials" as a nationality rather than ethnicity makes a lot of sense.

Likewise. I own Morrowind but I can't for the life of me get into it.

@Dervish

It's like trying to rush B in CS 1.6 after rushing B in CS:GO; you just don't have the same Сука Блять.

[Scout]

@gcold What does a Bitch fuck have to do with anything? Ёботная пизда... Я переспью с твоей матерью, но только в положении, в котором ты не закроешь свой рот.

Google translate ALMOST understands this right...

[Peik]

I don't like Kirkbride anymore, if not only because the way he writes makes me want to take my brain out because it doesn't work after reading anything he writes.

It just sounds like a schizophrenic rambling, really.

@Leidenschaft

Having attempted to read things related to the occult in the past (and some more esoteric religious pieces) I can say that he's doing a good imitation.

[ButtsnBalls]

@gcold What does a Bitch fuck have to do with anything? Ёботная пизда... Я переспью с твоей матерью, но только в положении, в котором ты не закроешь свой рот.

Google translate ALMOST understands this right...

@Scout

Warning: Cancer

[Leidenschaft]

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Having attempted to read things related to the occult in the past (and some more esoteric religious pieces) I can say that he's doing a good imitation.

@Peik

I like Vivec's Sermons, just his fucking C0DA stuff gives me a mild stroke.

[Peik]

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I like Vivec's Sermons, just his fucking C0DA stuff gives me a mild stroke.

@Leidenschaft

I have a suspicion that he's just trolling at this point.

[POOHEAD189]

I am confused as to what is transpiring in this conversation.