[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[ButtsnBalls]

@gcold

Are we attacking to kill, or just neutralise?

@MiddleEarthRoze

Up to you. Kill is easier but restraining can be done with multiple people. The dice ultimately decides your result.

[Chrononaut]

@gcold

Are we attacking to kill, or just neutralise?

@MiddleEarthRoze

Maybe we can neutralize them with the POWER OF ROCK?



Also, unrelated, of money bids are still in for artwork, I can throw in some cash.

[Dervish]

So, Elmera will be guarding the lift in her semi-immobilized state. As for the rest, a tie between Sadri and Raelyn means Do'Karth will have to go at it alone. He suffers -1 penalty to his RNG.

First up is the persuasion check. Do'Karth has no speech skill, and neither is he a Dunmer. So it'll 8-10 when the other guys completely follow Karth, 6-7 they will draw weapon but listen reluctantly, 4-5 they retreat to regroup and 1-3 for attacking immediately.



Do'Karth must have a super punchable face. Since his listeners turned enemies attack right away, we're gonna RNG for three projecticles. 8-10 all miss, 6-7 one hit, 3-5 two hits and 1-2 for a hat trick.



Couldn't hit the broad side of barn.

And there you have it, our brave spokescat played the turkey in a turkey shoot so the rest of you can attack.

@gcold

[Frizan]

Couldn't hit the broad side of barn.

And there you have it, our brave spokescat played the turkey in a turkey shoot so the rest of you can attack.

@gcold

"...how could you miss!?"

[Dervish]

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"...how could you miss!?"

@Frizan

They be like,

[Hank]

I'll wait with Niernen's intro until after the baddies are dealt with.

[Peik]

-Redacted in the name of the Holy See-

[Dervish]

There. Posted, and I hope you all know how disappointed Do'Karth is in each and every one of you.

[Hank]

Wait, Niernen isn't the only Dunmer female sorcerer with an eye colour that differs from the standard crimson?

Damn.

[ButtsnBalls]

Wait, Niernen isn't the only Dunmer female sorcerer with an eye colour that differs from the standard crimson?

Damn.

@Hank

It's her evil twin.

You know, the one that burns puppies.

[Dervish]

Wait, Niernen isn't the only Dunmer female sorcerer with an eye colour that differs from the standard crimson?

Damn.

@Hank

Your snowflake status has been revoked! ;D

[Chrononaut]

Wait, Niernen isn't the only Dunmer female sorcerer with an eye colour that differs from the standard crimson?

Damn.

@Hank

Going to have to step it up. Add some katanas to their skillset, throw in a few magic spells like "BECOMES AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE WHEN ANGRY, WHICH IS ALMOST ALL THE TIME", have them be the chosen one of Molag Bal/have the ability to become a Weredragon.

[Hank]

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Your snowflake status has been revoked! ;D

@Dervish

EDIT: Sure, we'll make a plot arc out of Niernen succumbing to evil Daedric worship and an absolutely haram addiction to purchasing Akaviri katanas.

[Frizan]

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EDIT: Sure, we'll make a plot arc out of Niernen succumbing to evil Daedric worship and an absolutely haram addiction to purchasing Akaviri katanas.

@Hank

Folded a thousand times or gtfo

[ButtsnBalls]

Bthamz: Not attacking is an option. More people equals more chance of someone getting hit, hanging back excludes you from injuries.

[Frizan]

HEROES DON'T NEED PLANS

[Leidenschaft]

I also just realized, Sagax is cutting a man's leg, further antagonizing these people. Legs are home to some of our most important arteries. When this all settles, what are we going to say? "Now that you're all good and bleeding out, half-conscious and near-death, we can finally talk like sensible people!"

[ButtsnBalls]

HEROES DON'T NEED PLANS

@Frizan

Yeah, that logic worked out so well for Felix.

[Dervish]

I also just realized, Sagax is cutting a man's leg, further antagonizing these people. Legs are home to some of our most important arteries. When this all settles, what are we going to say? "Now that you're all good and bleeding out, half-conscious and near-death, we can finally talk like sensible people!"

@Leidenschaft

Hard to escape when you need a wooden leg via impromptu amputation.

Welcome to the pirate club, ye gobshites.

[Chrononaut]

I also just realized, Sagax is cutting a man's leg, further antagonizing these people. Legs are home to some of our most important arteries. When this all settles, what are we going to say? "Now that you're all good and bleeding out, half-conscious and near-death, we can finally talk like sensible people!"

@Leidenschaft

"Sagax is a very passive and agreeable fellow, the kind of man who would rather be at the sidelines instead of in everyone's face. " - LEG SLASH.