[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[ButtsnBalls]

Not my best work! Sorry for the wait. I will pick up steam now though.

@Hellis

It's good, no worries.

@Dervish, minor retcon; instead of Hlaalu being captured, he will slink away while Karth and Niernen reunite. This helps set the next scene.

[Dervish]

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It's good, no worries.

@Dervish, minor retcon; instead of Hlaalu being captured, he will slink away while Karth and Niernen reunite. This helps set the next scene.

@gcold

Gotcha.

I figured he would have been like "Oh hella naw" after Solveig goes all Red-Bear Jr. on his pal.

I'll fix eet.

[Leidenschaft]

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Gotcha.

I figured he would have been like "Oh hella naw" after Solveig goes all Red-Bear Jr. on his pal.

I'll fix eet.

@Dervish

I still want to have Jorwen pulp someone's brain like The Mountain, or rip someone's jaw off like Ser Robert Strong. The person would have to be someone he really, really hates for him to revert back to that type of wanton, brutal violence though.

[Dervish]

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I still want to have Jorwen pulp someone's brain like The Mountain, or rip someone's jaw off like Ser Robert Strong. The person would have to be someone he really, really hates for him to revert back to that type of wanton, brutal violence though.

@Leidenschaft

[Leidenschaft]

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@Dervish

Yea, he'll work.

[Chrononaut]

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I still want to have Jorwen pulp someone's brain like The Mountain, or rip someone's jaw off like Ser Robert Strong. The person would have to be someone he really, really hates for him to revert back to that type of wanton, brutal violence though.

@Leidenschaft

See, this is exactly what we'd expect from our groups favorite werewolf.

Hider

[Dervish]

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Go read the post and come back to this.

Didja read it? Good. You may proceed!

Old folks, look who it is! Jonimir is back, and with friends!

So now you guys will have to decide how you want to play this out, vote now;

A) Do nothing and let the two sides fight
B) Come to the aid of your old pal, Jonimir
C) Come to the aid of the Pyromancer, at least he's not trying to Soul trap people
D) TALOS VULT THEM ALL

PLACE YER BETS NAO

[Frizan]

Don't be like Sagax, be SMRT...er, SMART.

[Leidenschaft]

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See, this is exactly what we'd expect from our groups favorite werewolf.

Hider

@Chrononaut

Doomguy is best Paladin

[Leidenschaft]

@Dervish

For some reason, it won't let me quote you.

A

Jorwen has no love for necromancers and he knows he and Daelin stand no chance against two magic users. Wait for the battle to die down with one clear and weakened victor and swoop in to kill him.

[Peik]

A) Do nothing and let the two sides fight
B) Come to the aid of your old pal, Jonimir
C) Come to the aid of the Pyromancer, at least he's not trying to Soul trap people

@Dervish

Can we go TALOS VULT and attack them all at the same time?

[Dervish]

@Dervish

For some reason, it won't let me quote you.

A

Jorwen has no love for necromancers and he knows he and Daelin stand no chance against two magic users. Wait for the battle to die down with one clear and weakened victor and swoop in to kill him.

@Leidenschaft

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Can we go TALOS VULT and attack them all at the same time?

@Peik

I legitimately was stumped realizing I was forgetting an option.

Talos Vult is absolutely an option.

[Peik]

Talos Vult is absolutely an option.

@Dervish

[POOHEAD189]

[ButtsnBalls]

[h2]...[/h3]

@Dervish

[Frizan]

@POOHEAD189

Now's Dax's chance to be the back-porking snake sneaky-shooty lizard he was made to be.

Wait until one side wins and then POP POP. Or...twang twang, fwish fwish, whichever sound you prefer.

[Dervish]

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@gcold

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[ButtsnBalls]

Redacted.

[Hank]

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I prefer fap fap, the proper sound before my shots come out.

@gcold

dislike

[ButtsnBalls]

Sorry, please excuse my poor attempt at humor.