[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Leidenschaft]

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Certainly, you need a nice cold glass of Alinor Vintage to wash down the charred, greasy taste of pure pig fat.



MADE IN THE FUHRERS KITCHEN

@Chrononaut

EIN PORK, EIN PLATE, EIN KNIFE

[MacabreFox]

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EIN PORK, EIN PLATE, EIN KNIFE

@Leidenschaft

Schaft whatcha doin in my kitchen >.>'? This is what I have every morning for breakfast!

[Leos Klien]

There's nothing evil about bacon.
It cures all known ailments.

[Chrononaut]

There's nothing evil about bacon.
It cures all known ailments.

@Leos Klien

BACON IS THE MOST ANNOYING MEME.

I CAN NAME LIKE 10 THINGS THAT TASTE BETTER THAN BACON

1:Crab Leg
2:Cordon Bleu
3:General Tsaos chicken
4:Pizza
5:Ice cream
6:Hamburgers
7:Dr. Pepper
8:Fireball Whiskey
9:A gun in my mouth
10:More pizza

[Leidenschaft]

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Schaft whatcha doin in my kitchen >.>'? This is what I have every morning for breakfast!

@MacabreFox

I'd no idea you were a fan of the Führer.

Or a fan of archaic Hindu symbols.

[MacabreFox]

<Snipped quote by Leos Klien>

BACON IS THE MOST ANNOYING MEME.

I CAN NAME LIKE 10 THINGS THAT TASTE BETTER THAN BACON

1:Crab Leg
2:Cordon Bleu
3:General Tsaos chicken
4:Pizza
5:Ice cream
6:Hamburgers
7:Dr. Pepper
8:Fireball Whiskey
9:A gun in my mouth
10:More pizza

@Chrononaut

Allow me to revise that list for you (;

1:Crab Leg with bacon
2:Cordon Bleu with bacon
3:General Tsaos chicken with bacon
4:Pizza with bacon
5:Ice cream flavoured bacon
6:Hamburgers with bacon
7:Dr. Pepper and a plate of bacon
8:Fireball Whiskey and a whole pound of bacon.
9:A gun in my mouth, wrapped in bacon
10:More pizza, with more bacon

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I'd no idea you were a fan of the Führer.

Or a fan of archaic Hindu symbols.

@Leidenschaft

Mainly a fan of archaic Hindu symbols, but I do his moustache.

There's nothing evil about bacon.
It cures all known ailments.

@Leos Klien

Even broken hearts!

[Leos Klien]

There is no choice of whether or not you want bacon, it's how you what your bacon done, and what you'd like it with.
Bacon enhances all food, especially if you have bacon with bacon.

[Leidenschaft]

<Snipped quote by Chrononaut>

Allow me to revise that list for you (;

1:Crab Leg with bacon
2:Cordon Bleu with bacon
3:General Tsaos chicken with bacon
4:Pizza with bacon
5:Ice cream flavoured bacon
6:Hamburgers with bacon
7:Dr. Pepper and a plate of bacon
8:Fireball Whiskey and a whole pound of bacon.
9:A gun in my mouth, wrapped in bacon
10:More pizza, with more bacon

<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

Mainly a fan of archaic Hindu symbols, but I do his moustache.

<Snipped quote by Leos Klien>

Even broken hearts!

@MacabreFox

For broken hearts: Apply equal parts alcohol and bacon until pain subsides.

8:Fireball Whiskey

@Chrononaut

Best believe I'm getting that and rum n coke for my bday this year.

[MacabreFox]

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For broken hearts: Apply equal parts alcohol and bacon until pain subsides.

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Best believe I'm getting that and rum n coke for my bday this year.

@Leidenschaft

The whole damned list?

[Leidenschaft]

<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

The whole damned list?

@MacabreFox

Oh, I meant Fireball Whiskey. Fireball is fucking radical.

[Chrononaut]

THIS, TEQUILA, AND STEAK CUTS ARE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BREAKFAST.

[Leidenschaft]

THIS, TEQUILA, AND STEAK CUTS ARE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BREAKFAST.

@Chrononaut

>Not just steak and straight whiskey

Pansy.

[Peik]

1:Crab Leg with bacon
2:Cordon Bleu with bacon
3:General Tsaos chicken with bacon
4:Pizza with bacon
5:Ice cream flavoured bacon
6:Hamburgers with bacon
7:Dr. Pepper and a plate of bacon
8:Fireball Whiskey and a whole pound of bacon.
9:A gun in my mouth, wrapped in bacon
10:More pizza, with more bacon

@MacabreFox

why

[ButtsnBalls]

9:A gun in my mouth, wrapped in bacon

@MacabreFox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

[Peik]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

@gcold

Somewhat related,

[ButtsnBalls]

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Somewhat related,

@Peik

Meanwhile...

[Peik]

<Snipped quote by Peik>

Meanwhile...

@gcold

I think I prefer the Israeli method that doesn't make anything double for anything else but just integrates various functions.

[Leidenschaft]

@Frizan If you're ever in the mood for a collab, I'm always a PM or mention away.

[Frizan]

@Frizan If you're ever in the mood for a collab, I'm always a PM or mention away.

@Leidenschaft

I'll keep that in mind!

[Leidenschaft]

<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

I'll keep that in mind!

@Frizan

Jorwen's on his way back to the warehouse and I'll be on the pad soon because boredom. You free at all?