[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Dervish]

Imma just settle for somewhere with palm trees. This -30 Celsius bullshit has got to go.

[Leidenschaft]

@Leos Klien

Fuck you all, Ancient Greece is where the party's at.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Why not the 1100s? Going on glorious campaign to the Holy Land to slaughter infidels and heathens to secure Jerusalem and having your sins cleansed.

[Peik]

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Why not the 1100s? Going on glorious campaign to the Holy Land to slaughter infidels and heathens to secure Jerusalem and having your sins cleansed.

@Leidenschaft

say that to my face you giaour not online and see what happens

[Dervish]

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Why not the 1100s? Going on glorious campaign to the Holy Land to slaughter infidels and heathens to secure Jerusalem and having your sins cleansed.

@Leidenschaft

But I don't like sand... it's coarse, itchy, and irritating. It gets everywhere!

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

FUCK OFF ANAKIN

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Macabrefox

Oh, and now that the next timeskip is up, wouls you like to do a collab?

[Leidenschaft]

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But I don't like sand... it's coarse, itchy, and irritating. It gets everywhere!

@Dervish

heh.

Speaking of collabs, ol buddy ol pal, how bout it when youre free?

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say that to my face you giaour not online and see what happens

@Peik

[Peik]

@Leidenschaft

[MacabreFox]

@Macabrefox

Oh, and now that the next timeskip is up, wouls you like to do a collab?

@MiddleEarthRoze

Sure thing! PM or TitanPad?

[Dervish]

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heh.

Speaking of collabs, ol buddy ol pal, how bout it when youre free?

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@Leidenschaft

I am currently getting in from work and relaxing in dah tub to warm up, but on a scale from North Korea to America, I'm Sweden free in a little bit.

[Leidenschaft]

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@Peik

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna

[Peik]

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna

@Leidenschaft

The irony.

Also jesus Vienna was a clusterfuck, it's built on incompetence and communications failure. No wonder why it was screwed up.

[Leidenschaft]

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The irony.

Also jesus Vienna was a clusterfuck, it's built on incompetence and communications failure. No wonder why it was screwed up.

@Peik

Think of how hard it is to control 90,000 people. I give Ottomans an A for Effort in trying to take over Christendom, but their execution was lacking.

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I am currently getting in from work and relaxing in dah tub to warm up, but on a scale from North Korea to America, I'm Sweden free in a little bit.

@Dervish

I'll be waiting in the Pad for Jorwen to meet the lovable flea-bag they call Do'Karth.

[Peik]

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Think of how hard it is to control 90,000 people. I give Ottomans an A for Effort in trying to take over Christendom, but their execution was lacking.

@Leidenschaft

It wasn't the Ottomans, really - the guy had strict orders not to do wacky shit like that, and he doesn't care about the Sultan's orders and goes attacking Vienna anyway, the absolute madman. More like a solo endeavor. But hey, I guess that's what 120 years of corruption leaking out of every orifice will do to an Empire.

[Leidenschaft]

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It wasn't the Ottomans, really - the guy had strict orders not to do wacky shit like that, and he doesn't care about the Sultan's orders and goes attacking Vienna anyway, the absolute madman. More like a solo endeavor. But hey, I guess that's what 120 years of corruption leaking out of every orifice will do to an Empire.

@Peik

You have to wonder if Greece does things to people. Before the Ottomans, the Byzantines were a stupid ttl sicknasty level of decadent court filled with backstabbing kinslayers. IIRC, one of those backstabbing kinslayers payed crusaders on the way to the holy land to help him backstab his kin so he could slay him and take the throne. Dick move.

[Peik]

You have to wonder if Greece does things to people. Before the Ottomans, the Byzantines were a stupid ttl sicknasty level of decadent court filled with backstabbing kinslayers. IIRC, one of those backstabbing kinslayers payed crusaders on the way to the holy land to help him backstab his kin so he could slay him and take the throne. Dick move.

@Leidenschaft

Yeah, and it was a Byzantine guy who first let Ottomans on Europe.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MacabreFox

Titanpad, if you'd like. I'll have to start tomorrow though.:)

[MiddleEarthRoze]

Also, nevermind the (very important) battles y'all are talking about - who made those memes? Did you all just knock em together in paint? If so, bravo. If not, bravo for finding then anyways. XD

[Dervish]

[Leidenschaft]

@Dervish

FuckyeahTerranRepublic