[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Frizan]

(Edit: Haha, Frizan beat me to it. XD)

@MiddleEarthRoze

ur 2 sloaw

comonstepitup

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Frizan

u wot m8

u want 2 take this outside fam

ill burst ye

[Antediluvixen]

@Frizan

That does help, thanks!

I'll go over some of the more recent stuff for more detail, but I have the time for that, unlike seven pages of IC posts >.>

Any thoughts for how an oddball Dunmer battlemage might conceivably make her debut?

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Setting somebody on fire?

Or maybe stumble out of a random house, wondering where all the damn noise is coming from because you've slept through the entire siege or something. XD

[Frizan]

@Frizan

u wot m8

u want 2 take this outside fam

ill burst ye

@MiddleEarthRoze

i bet u will :^)

@Frizan

That does help, thanks!

I'll go over some of the more recent stuff for more detail, but I have the time for that, unlike seven pages of IC posts >.>

Any thoughts for how an oddball Dunmer battlemage might conceivably make her debut?

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I'd assume such a mage would not be very socially adept. That's what I got from the Telvanni mages in Morrowind, anyway. An akward greeting has the potential to be funny.

"Hello, man-entity! You are healthy on this day, yes? Your situation is favorable given the circumstances?"

"....what?"

[Dervish]

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ur 2 sloaw

comonstepitup

@Frizan

@Frizan

u wot m8

u want 2 take this outside fam

ill burst ye

@MiddleEarthRoze

Stooop, you're tearing this family apart!

[Frizan]

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Stooop, you're tearing this family apart!

@Dervish

BUT I DID THE DISHES YESTERDAY

[Antediluvixen]

@MiddleEarthRoze
Well I doubt she'd be living in the city itself. She's Dunmer after all.

@Frizan
Probably something like that, yep!

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

*cough* *cough* Gray Quarter *cough* :D

[Antediluvixen]

@MiddleEarthRoze
Ah but see, she's a rich Telvanni battlemage, she's not in Skyrim as a refugee.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Well shiiiit. Have her roll on in a goddamn Warship or something, brandishing her weapons and maniacally laughing as she beheads Kamal left, right and center.
BOW BEFORE THE DUNMER, SHITLORDS

[Antediluvixen]

@MiddleEarthRoze

Well... she's not that rich.

She miiiiiiiiiiight come in with huge fireballs.

[MacabreFox]

@MiddleEarthRoze

Well... she's not that rich.

She miiiiiiiiiiight come in with huge fireballs.

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!

NO. No one likes that twit. Don't come in on a wrecking ball.

[Antediluvixen]

@MacabreFox

I CAME IN LIKE RED MOOOOOOOOUNTAAAAAAAIN!

>Looks awkwardly at other Dunmer staring at her

"Should I have come in like Mehrunes Dagon instead?"

[Frizan]

"Should I have come in like Mehrunes Dagon instead?"

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Too soon, man. There's an Imperial in the company, ugh so insensitive

[Antediluvixen]

@Frizan

To be fair, she's Dunmer, and making jokes about Red Mountain :P

[Dervish]

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Too soon, man. There's an Imperial in the company, ugh so insensitive

@Frizan

It was 200 years ago, man. Let it go.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

FUK U MAN

IM STILL NOT OVER MARTIN

*le sob* MARTIN-SENPAI, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

[Dervish]

@Dervish

FUK U MAN

IM STILL NOT OVER MARTIN

*le sob* MARTIN-SENPAI, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

@MiddleEarthRoze

He was voiced by Sean Bean. The Grim Reaper is almost certainly literally residing in his shadow.

[Frizan]

@Dervish

FUK U MAN

IM STILL NOT OVER MARTIN

*le sob* MARTIN-SENPAI, WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

@MiddleEarthRoze

tbh Martin was kinda shit

Emperor for all of two seconds before stealing the spotlight by turning into a fucking dragon.

I guess singlehandedly liberating Kvatch and destroying all know Oblivion Gates didn't matter any more at that point.