[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[MacabreFox]

The detailed descriptions of the sewer made me wish I wasn't eating; I could practically smell how awful that was, and I work in a wastewater plant.

10/10 would cringe again.

@Dervish

It was meant to be sickening!!! >:D But seriously, glad it sounds realistic enough (; not that I would know...

[Frizan]

Damn son, Farid just got matador stabbed

[Dervish]

Damn son, Farid just got matador stabbed

@Frizan

Reminds me of the lawless wasteland that was my high school music class.

Let's just say folly to the one who crosses the second clarinettists, they play for keeps.

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It was meant to be sickening!!! >:D But seriously, glad it sounds realistic enough (; not that I would know...

@MacabreFox

In my experience, sewage doesn't really smell unless it isn't flowing. It's the stuff that's trapped in a pipe with a low flow that will fucking make you wish you would never smell anything ever again.

[Leidenschaft]

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Reminds me of the lawless wasteland that was my high school music class.

Let's just say folly to the one who crosses the second clarinettists, they play for keeps.

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In my experience, sewage doesn't really smell unless it isn't flowing. It's the stuff that's trapped in a pipe with a low flow that will fucking make you wish you would never smell anything ever again.

@Dervish

Sounds like the morning after a night of late-night taco bell.

[ButtsnBalls]

Reminds me of the lawless wasteland that was my high school music class.

Let's just say folly to the one who crosses the second clarinettists, they play for keeps.

@Dervish

Back in my days, some idiot decided to twirl a trombone. Guy clocked the back of his own head and nearly scored a KO.

In my experience, sewage doesn't really smell unless it isn't flowing. It's the stuff that's trapped in a pipe with a low flow that will fucking make you wish you would never smell anything ever again.

@Dervish

Now I really feel sorry for these guys.

[Antediluvixen]

@Dervish

Can confirm. Septic tanks are evil.

As usual, standing water makes everything worse.

[Dervish]

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Sounds like the morning after a night of late-night taco bell.

@Leidenschaft

I promise you, your rankest, most NCB warfare like shart has nothing on the accumulative horror of sewage that's been isolated in a pipe for 2 weeks without aeration or flow.

Guess who had to cut it open with a sawsall? :D

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Back in my days, some idiot decided to twirl a trombone. Guy clocked the back of his own head and nearly scored a KO.

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Now I really feel sorry for these guys.

@gcold

Maybe your trombonist thought he was Darth Maul.

As for that link, first thing that came to mind:

@Dervish

Can confirm. Septic tanks are evil.

As usual, standing water makes everything worse.

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I don't know how those guys driving the septic hauler trucks do it; I've seen those guys eat sandwiches and not wear gloves and somehow not mutate/ die horribly from infection.

[Antediluvixen]

@Dervish

Your guess is as good as mine. Luckily I don't work that job, but whenever I've had to be near an open septic (one time I ended up helping them out with a few things, mainly out of curiosity) I had to break out the 3M mask >.>

I'll stick with blowtorches and metal grinders. Roughly the same chance of a rogue spark setting off an explosion but a lot less smelly.

[Dervish]

@Monochromatic Rainbow And you have the skills to build yourself an Iron Man suit if you ever get captured by the Viet Cong/ vanilla Afghani terrorists!

[Antediluvixen]

@Dervish

I wouldn't say I'm that good, but I can make a mean sword if you give me the materials!

[Dervish]

@Dervish

I wouldn't say I'm that good, but I can make a mean sword if you give me the materials!

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I could always use a sword...

For reasons.

[Leidenschaft]

@Monochromatic Rainbow And you have the skills to build yourself an Iron Man suit if you ever get captured by the Viet Cong/ vanilla Afghani terrorists!

@Dervish

Was I the only one that noticed some of the fucking terrorists using G36s?

[Antediluvixen]

@Dervish

To be fair - who couldn't use a sword? Swords are awesome.

@Leidenschaft

I think the reasoning there was that they were getting supplied modern western arms from more than just Stark Industries. I definitely noticed it too.

[ButtsnBalls]

Was I the only one that noticed some of the fucking terrorists using G36s?

@Leidenschaft

You know that the Germans always make good stuff, right?

[Antediluvixen]

@gcold

Except when they over engineer their tanks so much that they blow up in the middle of battle!

[Dervish]

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Was I the only one that noticed some of the fucking terrorists using G36s?

@Leidenschaft

I kind of noticed a trend starting with Equillibrium that the G36 is becoming the new bad guy movie gun instead of AKs. Ironic, considering my first time knowing that the G36 was a thing was all the way back in 1998 when Rainbow Six came out as a vidya game.

@Dervish

To be fair - who couldn't use a sword? Swords are awesome.

@Leidenschaft

I think the reasoning there was that they were getting supplied modern western arms from more than just Stark Industries. I definitely noticed it too.

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Truth be told, I just wanna be He-Man.

[Dervish]

@gcold

Except when they over engineer their tanks so much that they blow up in the middle of battle!

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I was just going to reply with something along the lines of, "Mein Tiger vill not start! Ach damn, Hans! I thought you fixed zis!"

[Antediluvixen]

@Dervish

I'm still trying to figure out why the G36 is the futuristic bad guy gun tbph. Why not use the F2000? Shit looks like it should be loading plasma cells instead of metallic cartridges.

And yup! And the best part is the Tiger was completely irreplaceable.

"Fick dich, Hans! I thought you said der Soviets could not ram ze Tiger out of ze vay! Achtung panzer meinen arsch!"

(Also who the hell is He-Man?)

[Frizan]

FAMAS > Everything

Yes that's entirely MGS nostalgia speaking

No I don't care

God I love the FAMAS

[ButtsnBalls]

I was just going to reply with something along the lines of, "Mein Tiger vill not start! Ach damn, Hans! I thought you fixed zis!"

@Dervish

Damn it Hans, always getting caught with you panzer down!