[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Leidenschaft]

Didya guys get the joke

With the Dead Ringer. The Spy isn't actually dead.

Didyageddit

Did I make a funny?

@Frizan

But Im already slamming 400mg of pure heroin going 90 on the freeway in a frenzy of depression and anger at your leaving

[Antediluvixen]

April 1st is evil.

Today I've been told my sister was pregnant, I finally got accepted for a job, that my recently built 1100$ gaming computer wouldn't turn on, etc

What is with y'all

[Dervish]

@Frizan Sunovah...

Also, I'm a very irregular TF2 player, so I have no fucking idea what the items are. >_>

[Frizan]

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But Im already slamming 400mg of pure heroin going 90 on the freeway in a frenzy of depression and anger at your leaving

@Leidenschaft

Damn, that's some pretty mad coordination skills, being able to type that out while also doing 90 on a freeway

@Frizan Sunovah...

Also, I'm a very irregular TF2 player, so I have no fucking idea what the items are. >_>

@Dervish

Oughtta brush up on yo TF2 factz, bruh

April 1st is evil.

Today I've been told my sister was pregnant, I finally got accepted for a job, that my recently built 1100$ gaming computer wouldn't turn on, etc

What is with y'all

@Monochromatic Rainbow

At least mine wasn't as cruel as any of those things, lol

[ButtsnBalls]

Didya guys get the joke

With the Dead Ringer. The Spy isn't actually dead.

Didyageddit

Did I make a funny?

@Frizan

Damn, I was hoping you're leaving for real.

[Frizan]

<Snipped quote by Frizan>

Damn, I was hoping you're leaving for real.

@gcold

Good luck with that, I'm rocking the pre-nerf Dead Ringer

[Dervish]

<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

Damn, that's some pretty mad coordination skills, being able to type that out while also doing 90 on a freeway

<Snipped quote by Dervish>

Oughtta brush up on yo TF2 factz, bruh

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At least mine wasn't as cruel as any of those things, lol

@Frizan

I haven't played since I casually mentioned I had finished playing a 2fort only server and was having a good time sneaking onto the enemy balcony with the Pyro and roasting 5 snipers and spies in a row before they killed me, and that turned into me enduring a 2 hour capslock rant about the game, "casuals", 2fort, etc.

[Antediluvixen]

@Frizan

April Fools has possibly contributed more to my lack of faith in humanity than Donald Trump supporters have.

Also all you people playing TF2

>Goes back to playing Morrowind and Fallout 2, bitches to anyone who'll listen about console peasants and casuals

[Mortarion]

@Frizan Yo, Frizan, sicne this was all part of an April's Fool joke and whatnot, shall we start working on that collab?

[Dervish]

@Monochromatic Rainbow Wii U master race.

[Leidenschaft]

<Snipped quote by Leidenschaft>

Damn, that's some pretty mad coordination skills, being able to type that out while also doing 90 on a freeway

<Snipped quote by Dervish>

Oughtta brush up on yo TF2 factz, bruh

<Snipped quote by Monochromatic Rainbow>

At least mine wasn't as cruel as any of those things, lol

@Frizan

I'm most hurt about that job one. Fuck.

[Antediluvixen]

@Leidenschaft

Ikr

"Wait really?! My application got accepted?!"

"April Fools!"

[ButtsnBalls]

@Leidenschaft

Ikr

"Wait really?! My application got accepted?!"

"April Fools!"

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Just a prank!

[Antediluvixen]

@gcold

Totes yo

@Dervish
Just saw this >.>

I forgot Wii U existed, sorry

Too busy enjoying my 1080p at 60fps

[Frizan]

@Frizan Yo, Frizan, sicne this was all part of an April's Fool joke and whatnot, shall we start working on that collab?

@Mortarion

Probably going to bed in a little bit, but I'll be free tomorrow; can start whenever.

@gcold

Totes yo

@Dervish
Just saw this >.>

I forgot Wii U existed, sorry

Too busy enjoying my 1080p at 60fps

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I'm the truly superior one here. Proud owner of a high-end PC, a PS3, a Wii U AND a Wii, and an Xbawks tree sitty

Taste the neutrality

[MacabreFox]

Lol speaking of April Fool's pranks...

Two years ago, when I was living with my roommate, she divvied up a prank, and made me believe it was real. First off, so you all know, when I was little, I promised myself to always be aware of April Fool's Day, and to NEVER EVER fall for anything! Well she broke that record, as I was pretty wary so far through my relatively young life.

Back to the story, so I come home from work one day, about 2pm in the afternoon, absolutely exhausted from having a hectic lunch rush as a waitress at my job. (For everyone's info, my roommate and I lived in a three-story duplex, people below us rented the first floor, and we had the second floor with the attic aka third floor as a bedroom. So when you walk up the flight of stairs, my bedroom, and our only bathroom were right next to one another.)

Anyways, so I walk up the stairs, and I see feet poking out of the doorway of the bathroom. I stop. Dead in my fucking tracks. I tiptoe up to it, and nudge it with my foot. Nothing. My first thought was that it was her boyfriend passed out in our bathroom.
I run over then to her flight of stairs and yell up the stairs, full blown panic mode.

"TIFFANY!!!"

I hear her chuckle. like evil chuckle.

"What's wrong?!"

"Is Harry ok?! Did he get really drunk?! He's passed out in the bathroom!"

She flies down the stairs and looks at me confused. "Uh... Harry's not here."

"So who the hell is in our bathroom?"

Tiff only shakes her head and waves at me to follow me her.

She opens the door all the way... And it's a fucking dummy. In her clothes.

This is the only time I've ever been fooled. We still laugh about it, because I didn't even think to check!

[Antediluvixen]

@Frizan

The real question is - AMD or Nvidia?

[Frizan]

@Frizan

The real question is - AMD or Nvidia?

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Nvidia breh

My old PC was an AMD though. A Radeon HD 4200. That little thing carried me pretty far.

[Antediluvixen]

@Frizan

Heathen

Team Red all the way

>Shoots lasers out of her eyes

@MacabreFox
Okay I have to admit, despite being a humorless "fun vampire" (to quote my family), that's amazing.

[Dervish]

@gcold

Totes yo

@Dervish
Just saw this >.>

I forgot Wii U existed, sorry

Too busy enjoying my 1080p at 60fps

@Monochromatic Rainbow

U wut m8. Fite me in Mario Kart.

I actually has a gaming PC. I play thangs. But I love me Wii U, though. Best exclusives.