[IC] Don't Piss Off the GM: Gary's Tale

[Blaze Gamma]

One day Gary was doing awesome things. He just defeated an evil army and decided to go for a drink at the bar.

He walked up to the bartender and nodded. "I'll have a glass of your finest wine."

[Essence]

Angus is drunk. In a bar. In the city. It's the only city, insofar as the GM hasn't written anything else yet. He's interested in picking a fight, but none of the other characters had shown up yet.

Sigh.

"More beer!"

Then in walked a dude who had an army's worth of gore on him. Angus immediately walked up next to him.
"Hey. You smell like dead people. Why?"

[ReaptheMusic]

Regina, dressed up for once and done with midterms, sat at the bar near the corner. She didn't care for gettin' outta' sweats these days but whatever. Some sort of minotaur was next to a hansome guy down at the other end of the bar. Meh, she didn't care. She was just glad there was no need to study until finals.
"Cheers," She muttered, taking a sip of her drink. God she wished she had her coffee.

[geminironin]

Yuki sat at the end of the bar near, keeping an eye on the other end of it. She had the beginnings of a headache coming on, and that always meant somebody was going to come along and give her a real headache to deal with. If she were a gambler, she would've bet on the smooth berk who'd just walked in.

[Dad]

If Yuki was a gambler, she would have lost her bet, as Eddy Princeton and his pointy ears sauntered over to greet her from across the bar. "How's it going, sweetheart? You ever seen something this great?" he asked pointing to his pointy ears. He could feel her starting to swoon already.

[geminironin]

Yuki briefly debated the merits of faking a heart attack, but her dignity prevailed. Instead she put on an innocent face and shrugged. "Amath etru vo Common han."

[Dad]

Eddy and his pointy ears didn't understand a word Yuki said, but he was almost positive he was offended. "Do you wanna go, mate? Do you wanna brawl? I don't normally hit women, so I'll have to kick you instead. Do you understand me?"