[OOC] Kobold Roleplay (Open!)

[Aristocles]

Agreed. I'll be on when I can be.

[bloonewb]

Quick! Think up 25 one-word synonyms for "idiot"!

[Aristocles]

Moron, fool, stupid, dullard, simpleton, retard, weak-minded. That should be a good start.

Yeah, I know the SJW thought police don't like using the word "retard", but we can't let them tell us how to speak, can we?

[bloonewb]

Now here's a twist for Tang-Tse. It's a China clone, but populated mostly by Illithid!

Also, buffoon, dense, vacuous, and brainless

[Aristocles]

Well, I didn't want to take all of the synonyms. :D

[bloonewb]

It was actually supposed to be a joke coming from a webcomic called Order of the Stick. Warning: heavy D&D terminology ahead.

So the cleric casts sending to talk to the fighter and ranger because they're trapped in a dungeon. They talk, and relay orders, but the cleric casts sending to the fighter once again because he screwed it up. So the ranger next to him said "I have the sudden urge to help you think up 25 synonyms for 'Buffoon'".

[Aristocles]

I know that comic. It is almost the only good webcomic on the internet. If only Burlew didn't hate religion so much and be so far to the left wing, I'd be tempted to recommend it.

[bloonewb]

It's been almost a week since anyone acted in the IC.

[Aristocles]

I just posted. To speed this up, I shall open the RP to all who wish to join.

[bloonewb]

Wow, i think I'm currently the largest world builder in the group. I even have an idea for the dewgrass tea. Little does Kutur know, the tea is highly addictive.

[Aristocles]

Really? What else does it do?

[bloonewb]

That's just it. It's not toxic like a drug, just addictive.

This "jump in" thing doesn't seem to be working.

[Aristocles]

Give it a bit of time.

[bloonewb]

How much time? Have you tried advertising in the live chat?

[Aristocles]

I should try advertising there. I thought a few days might help, but not for this one.

[bloonewb]

I'd like to propose a new rule for this RP:

If no one moves for 1 day, then it's not taboo to go again even if you just went

How does that sound?

[Aristocles]

That's fine.

[bloonewb]

I edited a post, adding in a part that you must respond to. Can you believe it's been half a week?

[Aristocles]

I'll be right there. Sorry about that.

[bloonewb]

I was hoping that our travels would become a more realistic adventure. Normal travelers won't fight enemy monsters, and their biggest problems are usually environmental.