I find the lack of a star wars thread disturbing.

[JGBPhone]

*Insert Darth Vader Gif Here*

So I made one. Please keep all spoilers in a hider for the fellow spammer who have not seen it yet. (Poor them.)

[Keyguyperson]

HAN SOLO KILLS OBI WAN WHO IS ACTUALLY HIS MOTHER IN LAW.

[The Grey Warden]

HAN SOLO KILLS OBI WAN WHO IS ACTUALLY HIS MOTHER IN LAW.

@Keyguyperson

FUCK YOU. THAT WASN'T THE CORRECT SPOILER. THE CORRECT SPOILER IS

WHEN DARTH VADER COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BITCH SLAP KYLO REN FROM BEING A BITCH.

[BrobyDDark]

KYLO REN IS HAN SOLO'S SON, AND LUKE SKYWALKER'S TIME TRAVELLING FATHER.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Hider

[Vilageidiotx]

Guitar Solo is a Dartmouth Vader fanboy.

[Antarctic Termite]

R2-D2 is a trash can that someone dropped a vibrator into.

[aza]

rey is actually john cena

[BrobyDDark]

Ren's a pussy ass bitch

[Vilageidiotx]

Ok, the real spoiler for everyone who is dying to know.

Ghost Han Solo will appear in the next two movies, guiding Rey and teaching her how to use the mysterious universal power called Rogue Charm.

[Beekeeper]

My favorite part was when the Green Kylo Renger with the fire backpack fell into the Snorlax Pit.

[Z2010Deadmeat]

THE JAR-JAR SITH LORD THEORY IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABANDON ALL HOPE!

[Doivid]

i legitimately remember about 15-20% of the movie, and I wasn't asleep or anything. Truly a forgettable experience. Fun, but forgettable.

[VarionusNW]

My favorite part of Star Wars was when Konami mashed it up with The Wizard of Oz, and turned that into yugioh cards.

I am not joking