True/False Game

[Lunamaria]

I'm bringing back the old True or False thread!

The rules:
Answer the true/false question from the last post and leave another true/false question for the next person.

Broby is a jobless bum.

[Walnutella]

False.

Next Question: You're heterosexual.

[BrobyDDark]

False.

@zellected

Wrong. I indeed have no job.

Also, true. I am a heterosexual.

True or false: Your parents know you're gay.

[BrobyDDark]

I see none of you PANSIES are gonna answer.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Lol false.

T/F You're an artist

[BrobyDDark]

I'd like to say true because my retarded screams of anguish as I accidentally open the door without removing the latch for the fifth time that day could be said to be a work of true art. I tried to have the screams put in an art museum, only to be rejected because I am not an artist. So, in the eyes of the modern purveyor of the fine arts, the answer is false. However, we all know the truth.

T/F: If a blind man says he sees, do he really?

[Leysos]

False. Blind people don't exist.

T/F: You're dead inside.

[BrobyDDark]

True. Now, this may alarm you, considering my not-zombified appearance, I am very much dead inside. See, I am a test subject for many cures for death, and this one in-particular killed all the organs in my body. We're working on getting it fixed but, until then, I have an odd desire to devour the flesh of the living. Speaking of, would you like to come over for dinner sometime?

t/f Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader

[Zhen Zhen]

Noooo! That's not true! That's impossible!

Truth.

You hate cats.

[VarionusNW]

Both true and false.

This statement is false.

[BrobyDDark]

False.

A falsety is false.

[Wade Wilson]

True.

T/F: Justin Bieber is a woman.

(I made it easy on you, guys.)

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Hahaha good one

T/F: Tomato is a vegetable

[BrobyDDark]

True. Tomatoes are perhaps the most disgusting of vegetables, notably because of their ability to disguise themselves as fruit.

T/F I should write more S.S Adventure Steel.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

True, contribute to the community. Always.

T/F: Boxers are the best kind of underwear. For everyone.

[AlteredTundra]

True

True or False: You're a person.

[Flightless_Soul]

Well last I checked, I was, so true.

T/F: If someone ever disagrees with you, it is best for them to get in a plane, jump out of it, and land ass first on the steeple of some cathedral in France.

[BrobyDDark]

False. If someone disagrees with me, it'd be best for me to do what any mature, responsible human being would do and post a picture of some smug looking cartoon girl while saying they are wrong.

T/F: You have better things to do with your life than sit here and play a dumb True or False game.

[Katheline]

False.

I did those "better things" before I sat here and played this dumb True or False game.

True or False: You tried to pronounce the username of @Raxacoricofallapatorius.

[Wade Wilson]

False.

I did those "better things" before I sat here and played this dumb True or False game.

True or False: You tried to pronounce the username of @Raxacoricofallapatorius.

@Katheline

True. And I got it right because I'm such a fucking nerd.

T/F: I'm seriously running out of ideas for this shit.