QUEST pocket (Here to ruin everything again!)

[Zurnt]

>And as always, beware the Underbear!

[PrimalArcana]

>Realizing that you have forgotten any materials for a torch, but wanting to explore the loot tunnel, you decide that lighting your new hair on fire is the perfect solution. Then your arms would be free to wield your sword with it on your head.

>This would later prove to be a mistake, as the smell of the burning bush on your head is poisonous and renders you unconscious for a period of time.

[Smertless]

>With your newfound hair, follow the sign that says "phat loot yo."

@LoneSilverWolf

>And as always, beware the Underbear!

@Zurnt

EDIT: @FreyaRoseJane Oops, sorry. Just missed yours...

[StarWight]

>While unconscious you end up violated by a nefarious MONSTER D:

[StarWight]

@Smertless You can always add hers to the next one. I'd love to see it ROFL

[Smertless]

@LoneSilverWolf That's true. It's just a little complicated, so I won't be able to get all of it in.

[Zurnt]

>Unfortunately, while unconscious, you totally missed the truly epic battle Hamfred underwent to keep you safe.

[TupperWare Bowl]

>whistle a cheery tune

[Vilageidiotx]

>Ring out fro
>Make lantern out of hair oil and whatever happens to be lying around.

[Smertless]

Sorry for the late-and-hasty post. First day of school and all that.

[Vilageidiotx]

>Stick ear to chest
>Knock on chest
>Listen for anything dangerous that might be inside

[Zurnt]

>And as always, beware the Underbear!

[BrobyDDark]

>set chest on fire
>Call self The Great Cornholio

[Smertless]

>Stick ear to chest
>Knock on chest
>Listen for anything dangerous that might be inside

@Vilageidiotx

[JGBPhone]

>Kick the chest open, reveal its secrets.

[Vilageidiotx]

>Open Chest
>Plug ears and jump back just in case a vicious high-level silence is enclosed inside.

[BrobyDDark]

>Equip chest

[StarWight]

>Use your wang as a key to OPEN IT

[Smertless]

>Kick the chest open, reveal its secrets.

@JGBPhone

>Open Chest
>Plug ears and jump back just in case a vicious high-level silence is enclosed inside.

@Vilageidiotx

[Vilageidiotx]

>Show mysterious liquid to ghost
>Equip ghost's opinion about the liquid