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[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>"Shit."
>'Flex if we well and truly want to get out of this situation alive...
>...BEAT HER WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.'
>"Got it."
>Pick up your chair and attempt to beat Tara with it.

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>Stare angrily at the stranger
>'I honestly expected this. Really we should have just charged her with the table like I initially thought.'
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER!?"
>'Oh hush, Flex. Deal with your visitor.'
>"YOU THERE, NOT MUSCLEY MAGGOT. WHERE AM I AND WHY ON EARTH DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP KNOCKING ME OUT!?"

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>"In my defense, she had it coming. I mean, did you see what she was wearing?"
>'And she smelled of cigarette smoke'
>"And she smelled like my grandma's house when all of my aunts and uncles were over, smoking cigarettes."
>'And she wouldn't tell me what was going on.'
>"Yeah, she said absolutely NOTHING about what was going on! What a bitch!"

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>"Finally! What happened? All I know is that I woke up in her house or office or whatever for some orientation? Also, what was all that crap for? Who is Zhen and why does your system hate the auto-right answer that is violence?"

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>'Seems everyone here is content with bullshitting you.'
>mutter "this shit is exactly why I become a violent rage beast..."
>"What is MegaTouch and when am I getting released from this prison?"

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>Snake Pit
>Sounds fun
>"Well, if it's anything like Disney World, I'm sure I'll have fun."
>"...Wait, if this is interstellar, then what planet is Snake Pit on?"

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>FUCK
>'Hey, I think we're crashing.'
>NO SHIT
>UHH. UUHH. FUCK.
>UMM. TRY TO SLOW THE DESCENT MORE
>"H-Hey, uhh, guy. I need a little help here."

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY ANSWER
>Let the red one take control

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>Well, doesn't seem like there's much for me to do here.
>Let red guy do that thing he say he do

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

>"Well, first of search parties soumd lame, so lets not get 'invited' to one."
>Well, obviously
>Search your surroundings for landmark- maybe a giant rock or a cave. Someplace easy to remember
>After locating that landmark, head East until you find a second.