It's been over two weeks.

[Cpt Toellner]

And no more reports from the Smut Police have come in, I'm worried about what happened to him.

[Dervish]

Killed in the line of duty by a flying errand condom.

[idlehands]

He went too deep undercover, he's been drawn into the underworld of yaoi, furomances, and vampirexwerewolf.

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said
He went too deep undercover.

He went,

Balls Deep.

[Griever]

I felt relieved when I opened this topic. I thought it was gonna be about Not Fapping for 2 weeks.

[idlehands]

Smut Police might have fapped himself into wrist injuries thus making him incapable of typing.

[Cpt Toellner]

I did take a peek at 1x1 int checks, it was pretty gruesome.

-One guy was looking for violent females only.
-Another wanted to specify several times that he was "OK with anything taboo".
-And lastly, a 22 year old woman purely interested in things that "society usually frowns upon.".

[Dervish]

Blitzkrieg said
He went,Balls Deep.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

[Dervish]

Blitzkrieg said
I did take a peek at 1x1 int checks, it was pretty gruesome.-One guy was looking for violent females only.-Another wanted to specify several times that he was "OK with anything taboo".-And lastly, a 22 year old woman purely interested in things that "society usually frowns upon.".

The One on One is Dark and Full of Perverts.

[Cpt Toellner]

Dervish said
The One on One is Dark and Full of Perverts.

The last thread was literally titled: "Taking RolePlay to a darker place."

[idlehands]

Stare into the abyss and the abyss will stare back at you...and probably show you it's weiner.

[Dervish]

Oh fuck me, I'm dying over here.

[idlehands]

[K-97]

Dervish said
Oh fuck me, I'm dying over here.

You don't even know the kind of things you've just attracted.

[Dervish]

K-97 said
You don't even know the kind of things you've just attracted.

...oh.

Should I start drinking?

[Cpt Toellner]

Dervish said
...oh.Should I start drinking?

Lube might be the answer here.

[Dervish]

Blitzkrieg said
Lube might be the answer here.

What if there's no time?

Shitshitshit

[idlehands]

Numb your mind and your anus.

Dervish said Shitshitshit

In some circles this works too.

[Dervish]

As the Mighty Fapping Smutty Rangers are wont to say, it's boning time.

[BrobyDDark]

idlehands said
Stare into the abyss and the abyss will stare back at you...and probably show you it's weiner.

You talking about Chatroulette or something?