An evangelical Christian-operated thrift shop was selling animal ear headbands for 75c

[Antarctic Termite]

I bought one and never before have I been so ready to sin

[Aragorn]

Sad part is they probably don't even know people would buy it for that. :p

[Shorticus]

Don't be so sure. I knew a fairly evangelical Christian family that was very interested in Magic: The Gathering and Shadowrun. They weren't what I'd call the stereotypical evangelical family, but they'd beat your brow with the Bible if you let them.

[Aragorn]

Don't be so sure. I knew a fairly evangelical Christian family that was very interested in Magic: The Gathering and Shadowrun. They weren't what I'd call the stereotypical evangelical family, but they'd beat your brow with the Bible if you let them.

@Shorticus

Good point. In fact, maybe they started selling them as a gag.

[KnightShade]

Don't be so sure. I knew a fairly evangelical Christian family that was very interested in Magic: The Gathering and Shadowrun. They weren't what I'd call the stereotypical evangelical family, but they'd beat your brow with the Bible if you let them.

@Shorticus

I decided to look up if there was a game that used biblical history as a source, and now I'm seriously considering getting a few packs of Redemption cards.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I'm sure you could write a biblical DnD campaign if you really wanted.

Flee from the smiting of Gammorah, commit genocide against the Cannanites, become king of Isreal and send your lover's husband to the front lines in a murder plot that removes you from being a murderer.

[Ace of Hearts]

I'm sure you could write a biblical DnD campaign if you really wanted.

Flee from the smiting of Gammorah, commit genocide against the Cannanites, become king of Isreal and send your lover's husband to the front lines in a murder plot that removes you from being a murderer.

@Dinh AaronMk

This actually exists.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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This actually exists.

@Ace of Hearts

God is indeed great for allowing me to roll to pick my neighbor's grapes.

[Ace of Hearts]

Job botched every roll he ever made.

[NotAMouse]

"Don't watch Harry potter. There's wizards. There's witchcraft."

"Ok guys tonight for youth group we're going to have a Lord of the Rings marathon!!!"

[Shorticus]

As someone who lives in the Bible Belt... The Harry Potter fear was real, but I think it's less real now. I haven't heard anyone complain about that in a long time.

...And I've actually played at D&D tables full of devout Christians sans myself as the token agnostic.

[Vilageidiotx]

As someone who lives in the Bible Belt... The Harry Potter fear was real, but I think it's less real now. I haven't heard anyone complain about that in a long time.

...And I've actually played at D&D tables full of devout Christians sans myself as the token agnostic.

@Shorticus

Which is funny when you consider that, thirty years back, that Harry Potter fear was replaced by the DnD = Satanism fear. Maybe, given some time, Harry Potter will be shown in Sunday school classes and sold in Homeschooling book shops.

[Ace of Hearts]

Job botched every roll he ever made.

@Ace of Hearts

REVISED JOKE.

Job had a shitty DM.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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Which is funny when you consider that, thirty years back, that Harry Potter fear was replaced by the DnD = Satanism fear. Maybe, given some time, Harry Potter will be shown in Sunday school classes and sold in Homeschooling book shops.

@Vilageidiotx

Christian Harry Potter spin-offs too.

[Rusalka]

[mdk]

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I decided to look up if there was a game that used biblical history as a source, and now I'm seriously considering getting a few packs of Redemption cards.

@KnightShade

Don't. Some of the cards look cool but it's just not a fun game to play.