[OOC] The World of War: Central Hub/Main Thread/Chen's Tavern

[MelonHead]

Southern comfort is delicious. I've always had a sweet tooth for drink.

Obviously we Brits start drinking pretty early, and we can legally drink at 18, so we have a lot of experience.

I've broken myself many a time, drank 75cl of vodka once and fell into a coat hanger, had a drinking contest with an Eastern European and drank a shitload of Slovakian Brandy (it was illegally strong) and got fucked up.

I have a disgusting amount og stories that were basically just 'drank way too fucking much'.

[LeeRoy]

@Divinity
So whaddya say, wanna have a go with the man with no past?

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
Southern Comfort is my favorite booze, at least in flavor. I got acclimated to it pretty young when I had my tooth split in half, I drank half a bottle to dull the pain and it worked out pretty well. I think I was like 15. My Mother told me to drink up, it'd dull the pain and kill any infection. Lo-and behold it did both.

[MelonHead]

@MelonHead
Southern Comfort is my favorite booze, at least in flavor. I got acclimated to it pretty young when I had my tooth split in half, I drank half a bottle to dull the pain and it worked out pretty well. I think I was like 15. My Mother told me to drink up, it'd dull the pain and kill any infection. Lo-and behold it did both.

@LeeRoy

I'm not convinced Southern Comfort acts as a disinfectant, but I've dulled the pain with alcoholz plenty of times so I won't judge.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
To be totally honest, I don't even know if there was an infection. Though I did get all the chunks of tooth out without much pain.

Speaking of which, I'm gonna eat some more of the stuff that actually broke my tooth.

Nachos and guac.

[Alphakoka]

What were the nachos made of? o.O

[LeeRoy]

@Alphakoka
Normal nachos, poor dental hygiene and it was my last baby tooth.

[MelonHead]

@Alphakoka
Normal nachos, poor dental hygiene and it was my last baby tooth.

@LeeRoy

Damn, you still had baby teeth at 15? Mine all fell out years before.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
Just the one, it was pushed inward by the already grown adult tooth.

[Divinity]

@LeeRoy
Ready as soon as you are, bud. :)

[MelonHead]

No one is drunk, the bartender is a Panda and is incredibly laissez-fair about paying for drinks, and there's still a fight within ten posts.

Fuck sake. Don't ruin my bar.

[MelonHead]

@Starfall If you can't post soon I'm going to have to post with Xiomara presumably staring off into nothingness and not saying anything, because there's a lot of other things going on I need to react to.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
You might hate me, since that's where Dunnaman is headed once I get home.

[MelonHead]

@MelonHead
You might hate me, since that's where Dunnaman is headed once I get home.

@LeeRoy

Hey, I knew what I was getting myself into. Taverns are to Rpers what catnip is to cats. It's just a shame I can't really do much if the tavern does get messed up, Liu isn't that powerful.

[Enki]

What's a girl to do when a guy trashes her phone!

[Alphakoka]

No one is drunk, the bartender is a Panda and is incredibly laissez-fair about paying for drinks, and there's still a fight within ten posts.

Fuck sake. Don't ruin my bar.

@MelonHead

throw them all out.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
There will be much drinking and merrymaking once Dunnaman kicks the mage's ass :V

[Rilla]

Cue Liaison attempting to negotiate himself into majority ownership of the bar as he upgrades the Lobby.

[MelonHead]

@MelonHead
There will be much drinking and merrymaking once Dunnaman kicks the mage's ass :V

@LeeRoy

Drinks on the house if you deal with troublemakers.

Cue Liaison attempting to negotiate himself into majority ownership of the bar as he upgrades the Lobby.

@Rilla

Liu knows better than to negotiate with someone like the Liason, he will defeat his cynicism with the power of vague spirituality and drunkenness, AKA pretending not to understand anything the Liason is saying and constantly changing the subject :D

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead

I could make this into a huge brawl if
@Negatomsk,@Enki,&@Divinity would allow it.