This is Marvin Burster on station I O U W Live and at 5
"Today's Top Story!"
Pink Princess appears to save save the little people.
While this reporter was up in El Sano there was an accident on the PCH that resulted in the loss of two lives; "Human Lives!" and four in critical condition but thank God the League's newest addition a Meta-mistake that goes by the name Drifter was there to grant a rescue.
"How do we know she wasn't up there involved in a brawl with another Meta-mistake and they didn't cause the wrecks misusing their powers?"
Folks, my fellow humans they don't care about insignificant lifeforms called humanity. So what if a building collapses on old ladies an children or that some cop doesn't make it home because he's a pile of ash.
Well as I was saying people there I was gathered with all our brothers and sisters in humanity watching as our brave police officers and firemen tried desperately to save the lives of three of the latest Meta-murderers victims when "Lordy, Lordy" the Pink Princess cast her beneficent gaze upon poor mortals long enough to save them.
With a simple wave of her mighty hand the car and it's occupants were put back on the road this demi god granting them rescue. Then this pampered princess took a break an had a snack sitting on a highway patrol car like it was her throne no longer giving two dams about the poor bleeding mortals less than 100 feet away.
"I'm not kidding folks she ate a candy bar while mere humans bled nearly to death in front of her!"
Then she ignored the questions of the press before tossing the candy bar wrapper on the ground treating the world like it's her trash can before she flew away.
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