Crazy, odd, weird and downright strange song titles

[SouffleGirl123]

Title's straightforward. Spam this thread with unusual song titles!

The Irony of Choking On A Lifesaver (All Time Low)
Keep In Mind TransmogrificationIs A New Technology (Mayday Parade)

[Rusalka]

Well, Everybody's Fucking in a UFO (Rob Zombie)

[MeredithMartin]

Akon - I Wanna Fuck You

[Antarctic Termite]

Modest Mouse- The Ground Walks, With Time In A Box
Currently indomitable at the top of my list of favourite songs.

Nero's Day at Disneyland- Human Artifacts Found Underwater, Best Dressed Lists
Slightly chaotic glitchcore by Lauren Bousfield, who to this day pumps out a lot of cool songs with odd titles. Catchy if you're into this stuff.

Malcolm Brown- Pumpkin Party In Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
Cute little instrumental dance tune. Title is from Homestuck context.

Dethclock- I Ejaculate Fire
Neo-absurdist heavy metal? The lyrics follow along pretty closely to what you'd expect from the title.

DRUGSCHOOL64- Ghost Mountain Snowboard Adventure
...Some kind of bouncy electronic track with a bunch of different vibe changes.

Toby Fox- Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Half-minute worth of Undertale OST.

Touhou Project OST- U.N. Owen Was Her?
Everyone knows this one but I still can't figure out what it's named for. Still one of the catchiest energetic OSTs I know.

[Aragorn]

Everything from the Beatles.

[Rusalka]

Prison Sex (Tool)

Facefisted (Dethklok)

I wanna meet Dave Grohl (Wavves) Who the fuck wouldn't?! :D

[VarionusNW]

Taking my Uzi to the gym (The front Bottoms)

The boredom is the reason I started swimming. It's also the reason I started sinking. (The Front Bottoms)

[BrobyDDark]

"Coochie burger" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Tip on the Nip" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Butt Fart" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Acid Enema" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Nut Bag" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Razor Blade Fist-Fuck" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Returd My Shit Shaft" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Baby Balls" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Suck My Dick (With Your Butt)" Betty White Tit Fuck

From the album, God Save the Queef by Betty White Tit Fuck.

[SleepingSilence]

TNPTSYWWCC (There´s No Point Trying Slit Your Wrists With Cheese Cutter) - One Morning Left (Comedy/Metalcore)

A Llama Eats A Giraffe (And Vise Versa) - Showbread (post-hardcore)

Unicorn Invasion Of Dundee - Gloryhammer (Power Metal)

How To Organize A Lynch Mob & Black Box Messiah - Diablo Swing Orchestra (Avent-Garde Metal)

This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich - Psychostick (Comedy/Metalcore)

Euthanasia Roller Coaster - Major Parkinson (Rock)

Dance Of The Manatee - Fair To Midland (Prog Rock)

The Mighty Masturbator - Devin Townsend (Prog Rock/Metal)

The Kids Will Grow Up to be Assholes - The Paper Chase (alt rock)

Got Ma Nuts from a Hippy - The Fratellis (Rock)

[Halo]

Almost anything by any metalcore band 'cause they all like to be deep dark and edgy

[Mr_pink]

Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead

[SleepingSilence]

Almost anything by any metalcore band 'cause they all like to be deep dark and edgy

@Halo

Yep I agree. It's quite accurate that metal bands take themselves far too seriously. Have you listened to power metal, that shit can get as deep and edgy as the My Immortal fanfiction.

[NotAMouse]

I Didn't Say I Was Powerful I Said I Was A Wizard (Chiodos)

[Halo]

<Snipped quote by Halo>

Yep I agree. It's quite accurate that metal bands take themselves far too seriously. Have you listened to power metal, that shit can get as deep and edgy as the My Immortal fanfiction.

@SleepingSilence

I did specify metalcore
Asking Alexandria, BMTH, and Chiodos, these are the three bands that spring to my mind for long and weird titles... and they're all metalcore

[justTypical]

Champagne Supernova - Oasis

God Made The Automobile - Iron and Wine
Peng! 33 - Iron and Wine

The Grim Trucker - Ron Sexsmith

Nothing'severgonnastandinmyway (Again) - Wilco
Pieholden Suite - Wilco
Summer Teeth - Wilco

We Do What We're Told (Milgram's 37) - Peter Gabriel
My Head Sounds Like That - Peter Gabriel
Moribund the Burgermeister - Peter Gabriel

not quite in the same category of weird as some of the metal stuff, but odd enough to make you look twice

[Grimoire Gaming]

"Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag" - Marilyn Manson

"Drilled a Wire Through My Cheek" - Blue October

(Pretty much every Chiodos song, as someone mentioned :p)

That's about all I could find on my itunes at the moment. XD

[SouffleGirl123]

Pretty much anything by Fall Out Boy eg;
- A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little more 'Touch Me'
- I'm Like A Lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get off you
- This ain't A Scene, It's an Arm Race

Or Panic! At The Disco eg;
- The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know
- Pas De Cheval (Translation; Not The Horse)
- I Write sins Not Tragedies

A large handful of Mayday Parade eg.
- The Torment Of Existence Weighted Against The Horror Of Nonbeing
- Even Robots Need Blankets

[Rusalka]

Why Does it Hurt when I Pee? (Frank Zappa)
Pussy Liquor (Rob Zombie)
Cuntry Boner (Puscifer)
The Devil put Dinosaurs Here (Alice in Chains)
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because you Suck (Anal Cunt)
I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart (Johnny Cash)

and le piece de resistance!

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict (Pink Floyd)

[SleepingSilence]

@Halo So is what I posted. (technically) I was just being sarcastic. XP